Dragon Ball/Haiku
Goku powers up.
Scouter says power level.
Over 9000.
Over 9000
Is not funny anymore.
...Are they still on Namek?
- Vitanova |
Muscly manly men
Collect glowing magic balls
And fight each other.
Krillin blows to bits
Goku gets pissed off badly
Turns his black hair gold.
Green One-Gender Race
Vomit eggs, no testicles?
Magic balls instead?
Old Mad Scientist
Makes teenagers super strong
And proceeds to die.