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* [[Drunken Master|Whenever Blackjack gets drunk.]] Often overlaps with [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* [[Drunken Master|Whenever Blackjack gets drunk.]] Often overlaps with [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* Glory's poor grasp of sarcasm and snark.
* Glory's poor grasp of sarcasm and snark.
{{quote| '''Blackjack:''' [[Properly Paranoid|As soon as I go into this [memory orb] we’ll be stormed by bounty hunters, ghouls, and Deus.]] But I’m bored and I’m curious, so I’ll need you two to protect me from Deus raping me with his cannon.<br />
{{quote|'''Blackjack:''' [[Properly Paranoid|As soon as I go into this [memory orb] we’ll be stormed by bounty hunters, ghouls, and Deus.]] But I’m bored and I’m curious, so I’ll need you two to protect me from Deus raping me with his cannon.<br />
'''Glory:''' [[Completely Missing the Point|I really don’t think it’d fit.]] That bore has to be a hundred and twenty two millimeters and that’s almost the width of a mare giving birth so figuring in the thickness of the barrel…[[Shutting Up Now|Oh. Blackjack humor. Sorry.]] }}
'''Glory:''' [[Completely Missing the Point|I really don’t think it’d fit.]] That bore has to be a hundred and twenty two millimeters and that’s almost the width of a mare giving birth so figuring in the thickness of the barrel…[[Shutting Up Now|Oh. Blackjack humor. Sorry.]] }}
* Blackjack reacts to being told that she's {{spoiler|been exposed to taint.}}
* Blackjack reacts to being told that she's {{spoiler|been exposed to taint.}}
{{quote| '''Blackjack:''' [[This Is Gonna Suck|So, am I going to]] [[Naughty Tentacles|grow tentacles?]] [[Eye Scream|A third eye?]] [[Gender Bender|A penis?]] [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|Eye tentacle penises?]]}}
{{quote|'''Blackjack:''' [[This Is Gonna Suck|So, am I going to]] [[Naughty Tentacles|grow tentacles?]] [[Eye Scream|A third eye?]] [[Gender Bender|A penis?]] [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs|Eye tentacle penises?]]}}
* This exchange, from chapter 16:
* This exchange, from chapter 16:
{{quote| '''Deus:''' {{spoiler|“Gonna give me a blow job?”}}<br />
{{quote|'''Deus:''' {{spoiler|“Gonna give me a blow job?”}}
'''Blackjack:''' {{spoiler|*''[[Magic Missile]] [[Groin Attack]]''*}}<br />
'''Blackjack:''' {{spoiler|*''[[Magic Missile]] [[Groin Attack]]''*}}
'''Deus:''' {{spoiler|*''[[Villainous Breakdown]]''*}} }}
'''Deus:''' {{spoiler|*''[[Villainous Breakdown]]''*}} }}
* Recovering from a hangover in Chapter 17, Blackjack is offered a [[Hideous Hangover Cure]]. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[Healing Factor|immortal,]] [[Immune to Drugs|drug-immune]] [[Badass|reaper]] - tries one and promptly vomits. [[Vomit Indiscretion Shot|All over P-21.]]
* Recovering from a hangover in Chapter 17, Blackjack is offered a [[Hideous Hangover Cure]]. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the [[Healing Factor|immortal,]] [[Immune to Drugs|drug-immune]] [[Badass|reaper]] - tries one and promptly vomits. [[Vomit Indiscretion Shot|All over P-21.]]
* Shortly after Lacunae is introduced, Blackjack announces that she has something to say - and immediately has to reassure her friends that she is ''not'' pregnant, drunk or high.
* Shortly after Lacunae is introduced, Blackjack announces that she has something to say - and immediately has to reassure her friends that she is ''not'' pregnant, drunk or high.
* Any discussion of Blackjack's 'compact' horn, [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|and her envy of Lacunae's larger one.]]
* Any discussion of Blackjack's 'compact' horn, [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|and her envy of Lacunae's larger one.]]
* Blackjack and co. need spark batteries to buy passage on a boat. The only trader nearby is [[Jerk With a Heart of Gold|Charity]], and Blackjack is broke. Cue [[Puppy Eyes]] and [[Adult Child|whining]].
* Blackjack and co. need spark batteries to buy passage on a boat. The only trader nearby is [[Jerk with a Heart of Gold|Charity]], and Blackjack is broke. Cue [[Puppy Eyes]] and [[Adult Child|whining]].
* Blackjack's ridiculous mental image of the [[Fallout Equestria (Fanfic)|Stable Dweller.]]
* Blackjack's ridiculous mental image of the [[Fallout Equestria|Stable Dweller.]]
{{quote| '''Blackjack:''' “I like to imagine her as some big, tough, take-no-shit kind of mare. [...] Big and tough and strong and doesn’t let anything cross her. She probably dual wields miniguns with missile launchers strapped to them. She’s probably got some kind of power armor too. Like magical super heavy plate that blasts lightning from her horn. And flies!"}}
{{quote|'''Blackjack:''' “I like to imagine her as some big, tough, take-no-shit kind of mare. [...] Big and tough and strong and doesn’t let anything cross her. She probably dual wields miniguns with missile launchers strapped to them. She’s probably got some kind of power armor too. Like magical super heavy plate that blasts lightning from her horn. And flies!"}}
* Scotch Tape tries [[Lethal Chef|Glory's]] cooking.
* Scotch Tape tries [[Lethal Chef|Glory's]] cooking.
{{quote| [[Tempting Fate|“Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.]] I’ve had poo water in my mouth,” Scotch said with a snort at the other two as I stepped out. There was a loud gulp and then, a second later, a thud.}}
{{quote|[[Tempting Fate|“Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.]] I’ve had poo water in my mouth,” Scotch said with a snort at the other two as I stepped out. There was a loud gulp and then, a second later, a thud.}}
* [[Cute but Cacophonic|“Crusaders collection agents!”]]
* [[Cute but Cacophonic|“Crusaders collection agents!”]]
* Finding out that Princess Luna's first Grand Galloping Gala as ruler was organised by {{spoiler|''Pinkie Pie''.}}
* Finding out that Princess Luna's first Grand Galloping Gala as ruler was organised by {{spoiler|''Pinkie Pie''.}}
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Rubber hoof brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga wooga!"]]
* [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Rubber hoof brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga wooga!"]]
* Blackjack and co. take cover from a fierce storm, and she uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter {{spoiler|between Rarity and Vanity}}. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends staring at her. [[Jizzed in My Pants|For some reason]].
* Blackjack and co. take cover from a fierce storm, and she uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter {{spoiler|between Rarity and Vanity}}. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends staring at her. [[Jizzed in My Pants|For some reason]].
* Chapter 34: again, Blackjack gets hammered drunk, and again she manages to intimidate a group of winged ponies into giving her a piggyback ride. {{spoiler|Only this time it's the alicorns instead of the Enclave, [[Fallout Equestria (Fanfic)|Littlepip]] is along for the ride, she's wearing a crown made of taped-together whiskey bottles, and she manages to exasperate the Goddess to the point of a mental breakdown.}}
* Chapter 34: again, Blackjack gets hammered drunk, and again she manages to intimidate a group of winged ponies into giving her a piggyback ride. {{spoiler|Only this time it's the alicorns instead of the Enclave, [[Fallout Equestria|Littlepip]] is along for the ride, she's wearing a crown made of taped-together whiskey bottles, and she manages to exasperate the Goddess to the point of a mental breakdown.}}
** Illustrated [http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/124464 here.]
** Illustrated [https://web.archive.org/web/20120211075126/http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/124464 here.]


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[[Category:Fallout Equestria Project Horizons]]
[[Category:Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons]]
[[Category:Funny]]
[[Category:Funny]]

Latest revision as of 22:36, 15 September 2019

Blackjack: As soon as I go into this [memory orb] we’ll be stormed by bounty hunters, ghouls, and Deus. But I’m bored and I’m curious, so I’ll need you two to protect me from Deus raping me with his cannon.

Glory: I really don’t think it’d fit. That bore has to be a hundred and twenty two millimeters and that’s almost the width of a mare giving birth so figuring in the thickness of the barrel…Oh. Blackjack humor. Sorry.

  • Blackjack reacts to being told that she's been exposed to taint.

Blackjack: So, am I going to grow tentacles? A third eye? A penis? Eye tentacle penises?

  • This exchange, from chapter 16:

Deus: “Gonna give me a blow job?”
Blackjack: *Magic Missile Groin Attack*
Deus: *Villainous Breakdown*

  • Recovering from a hangover in Chapter 17, Blackjack is offered a Hideous Hangover Cure. She downs three, and even develops a liking for the taste. Rampage - the immortal, drug-immune reaper - tries one and promptly vomits. All over P-21.
  • Shortly after Lacunae is introduced, Blackjack announces that she has something to say - and immediately has to reassure her friends that she is not pregnant, drunk or high.
  • Any discussion of Blackjack's 'compact' horn, and her envy of Lacunae's larger one.
  • Blackjack and co. need spark batteries to buy passage on a boat. The only trader nearby is Charity, and Blackjack is broke. Cue Puppy Eyes and whining.
  • Blackjack's ridiculous mental image of the Stable Dweller.

Blackjack: “I like to imagine her as some big, tough, take-no-shit kind of mare. [...] Big and tough and strong and doesn’t let anything cross her. She probably dual wields miniguns with missile launchers strapped to them. She’s probably got some kind of power armor too. Like magical super heavy plate that blasts lightning from her horn. And flies!"

“Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad. I’ve had poo water in my mouth,” Scotch said with a snort at the other two as I stepped out. There was a loud gulp and then, a second later, a thud.

  • “Crusaders collection agents!”
  • Finding out that Princess Luna's first Grand Galloping Gala as ruler was organised by Pinkie Pie.
  • "Rubber hoof brigade, coming through. Wooga wooga wooga!"
  • Blackjack and co. take cover from a fierce storm, and she uses a memory orb to pass the time. The memory, unexpectedly, is of a vigorous sexual encounter between Rarity and Vanity. BJ returns to her body to find all her friends staring at her. For some reason.
  • Chapter 34: again, Blackjack gets hammered drunk, and again she manages to intimidate a group of winged ponies into giving her a piggyback ride. Only this time it's the alicorns instead of the Enclave, Littlepip is along for the ride, she's wearing a crown made of taped-together whiskey bottles, and she manages to exasperate the Goddess to the point of a mental breakdown.
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