Fun with Leon and Ashley
Fun with Leon and Ashley is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.
Tropes used in Fun with Leon and Ashley include:
- A Date with Rosie Palms - Leon passionately makes love with himself.
- Anatomically-Impossible Sex
- Anticlimax Boss - Saddler gets killed with a single shot from Leons rocket launcher.
- Crosses the Line Twice - Everything.
- Insane Troll Logic - Leon, quite often.
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"Yeah, you know why you're still a virgin Ashley? Because you're a fucking whore!"
—Leon
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- Jerkass - Leon is this trope Turned Up to Eleven! He constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
- Out of Character - In fact, it's the whole premise of the story.
- Rasputinian Death - In the end, Leon is shot more than twenty times by the merchant, Ada, and Luis, and Ashley delivers a nasty Groin Attack to him.
- Squick - Leons constant ejaculations, which he gets from something as simple as seeing his own reflection in a pool of blood.
- Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? - Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.