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The many characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers below.
The many characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers and unforgiving in-context savvy content below.


== Main Characters ==
== Main Characters ==
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* [[Big No]]: Delivers several to Danny Lee, Duncan Mills, and Mark Wolff.
* [[Big No]]: Delivers several to Danny Lee, Duncan Mills, and Mark Wolff.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His "sobriquet" or main nickname is '''Aniki''' (兄貴). Others include Birī Herinton (ビリー・ヘリントン), Billy Aniki (ビリー兄貴), Pants Wrestling Aniki (パンツレスリングの兄貴), and Gachimuchi Aniki (ガチムチ兄貴).
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His "sobriquet" or main nickname is '''Aniki''' (兄貴). Others include Birī Herinton (ビリー・ヘリントン), Billy Aniki (ビリー兄貴), Pants Wrestling Aniki (パンツレスリングの兄貴), and Gachimuchi Aniki (ガチムチ兄貴).
* [[Germans Love David Hasselhoff|Japanese Love Billy Herrington]]: Zigzagged. While Billy Herrington was always an influential pornographic film actor, he decidedly gained more popularity in Japan in the time he was still alive.
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Aniki translates to Big Brother.
* [[Meaningful Name]]: Aniki translates to Big Brother.
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{{quote|''"Two can play dirty!"''}}
{{quote|''"Two can play dirty!"''}}
A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.
A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.



* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
* [[Badass]]
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ).
* [[Determinator]]: With an awesome sanshin (read: 3 strokes) of his fan-made precepts (roughly: "Everything is a chance." (全てはチャンス); "Unknown area." (未知のエリア); and "Is there no salvation!?" (救いはないんですか!?)), as well as his desire to become stronger (強くなりたい), it is no wonder why the Japanese made Danny Lee an instant classic character.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ). Comes from soramimi.
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]
* [[Good Is Not Nice]]
* [[Meaningful Nickname]]: Kiyoshi is a masculine Japanese given name. Kazuya is the same.
* [[Nice Guy]]
* [[Nice Guy]]
* [[Stripperiffic]]: One of Danny's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Most famous one is arguably the one he does in ''Junkyard Boyz''.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buddies|Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers]]: With Billy Herrington.
* [[Vitriolic Best Buddies|Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers]]: With Billy Herrington.


===Duncan Mills===
===Duncan Mills===
[[File:Duncan Mills smug.png|thumb|300px|right]]
{{quote|''"How do you like that, man?''}}
{{quote|''"How do you like that, man?''}}
A Belgian pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.
A Belgian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.



* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
* [[Determinator]]: According to soramimi, he desires to become a crab and nothing will stop him from achieving that goal. He does manage to earn it in fan videos.
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作).
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作). Comes from soramimi.
* [[Meaningful Nickname]]: Kamata is a Japanese given surname. Gosaku, while it does not mean anything at all, it did lead to Duncan Mills being referred to as '''539''' from "go" (5), "sa[n]" (3) and "ku" (9).


===Anthony Capriati===
===Anthony Capriati===
A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.
A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.



* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
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{{quote|''"Supposed to be teaching me!"''}}
{{quote|''"Supposed to be teaching me!"''}}
An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".
An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".



* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二).
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二).
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{{quote|''"Why don'tcha get fucked?"''}}
{{quote|''"Why don'tcha get fucked?"''}}
An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.
An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.



* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
* [[Fan Nickname]]: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
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{{quote|''"How about you give up?"''}}
{{quote|''"How about you give up?"''}}
A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.
A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.



* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Billy Herrington}}.
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{{quote|''"Fuck you."''}}
{{quote|''"Fuck you."''}}
A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.
A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.



* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Mark Wolff}}.
* [[Always Someone Better]]: {{spoiler|Mark Wolff}}.
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{{quote|''"Not in this turf son!"''}}
{{quote|''"Not in this turf son!"''}}
An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.
An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.



* [[The Ace]]: Nobody appears to have ever defeated Brian Maxon in his film appearances.
* [[The Ace]]: Nobody appears to have ever defeated Brian Maxon in his film appearances.

Revision as of 03:14, 6 March 2020


The many characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers and unforgiving in-context savvy content below.

Main Characters

Billy Herrington

"You got me mad now."

An American muscular pants wrestler and model. He is the figurehead of Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


Danny Lee

"Two can play dirty!"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.


  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Badass
  • Determinator: With an awesome sanshin (read: 3 strokes) of his fan-made precepts (roughly: "Everything is a chance." (全てはチャンス); "Unknown area." (未知のエリア); and "Is there no salvation!?" (救いはないんですか!?)), as well as his desire to become stronger (強くなりたい), it is no wonder why the Japanese made Danny Lee an instant classic character.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ). Comes from soramimi.
  • Good Is Not Nice
  • Meaningful Nickname: Kiyoshi is a masculine Japanese given name. Kazuya is the same.
  • Nice Guy
  • Stripperiffic: One of Danny's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Most famous one is arguably the one he does in Junkyard Boyz.
  • Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers: With Billy Herrington.

Duncan Mills

"How do you like that, man?

A Belgian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.


  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Determinator: According to soramimi, he desires to become a crab and nothing will stop him from achieving that goal. He does manage to earn it in fan videos.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作). Comes from soramimi.
  • Meaningful Nickname: Kamata is a Japanese given surname. Gosaku, while it does not mean anything at all, it did lead to Duncan Mills being referred to as 539 from "go" (5), "sa[n]" (3) and "ku" (9).

Anthony Capriati

A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
  • The Stoic: Anthony Capriati rarely ever speaks in his appearances. The ones he does speak in, mostly have women in them.

T.J. Cummings

"Supposed to be teaching me!"

An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二).

Steve Cassidy

"Why don'tcha get fucked?"

An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
  • Meaningful Name: Tortoise Fujioka is a combination of the lead singer of the Japanese guitar group, Ulfuls (ウルフルズ Urufuruzu), Tortoise Matsumoto (トータス松本 Tōtasu Matsumoto) and the popular Japanese actor, Hiroshi Fujioka (藤岡 弘、 Fujioka Hiroshi). This is whom Steve Cassidy resembles.

Mark Wolff

"How about you give up?"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.


Van Darkholme

"Fuck you."

A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.


  • Always Someone Better: Mark Wolff.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is TDN Kosugi (TDNコスギ).
  • Knight of Cerebus: In spades. First off, his iconic appearance in Lords of the Lockerroom where his opponent, Mark Wolff, gets angered by him. Second, his aforementioned bondage fetish. It is expanded further in House of Detention.

Brian Maxon

"Not in this turf son!"

An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


  • The Ace: Nobody appears to have ever defeated Brian Maxon in his film appearances.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Sudo-san (須藤さん).