Giant Space Flea From Nowhere/Quotes

"I'm guessing if Megatron isn't the final boss, then it's gotta be Galvatron, or maybe Unicron, or Fuckitron, who knows. Oh, it's Mechagodzilla. Of course; should've known."

—The Angry Video Game Nerd's review of The Mystery of Convoy

"Yeah, Final Fantasy IX called, they want their unexpected final boss back."

"Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ...does that make me a bad octopus?"

—Ultros on his motivations for harassing the heroes, Final Fantasy VI Advance

"How come no one told me about this thing?"

"Because we didn't know about it! Now keep firing!"

—Two of your comrades, Razing Storm

"That was a pointless encounter with a pointless person."

—Marisa Kirisame, one of the playable characters of Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Cloud: *as the room goes dark and begins to shake* Sephiroth?!

Sephiroth: Ha ha ha...it is not me.

—Final Fantasy VII, just before the party is attacked by a Red Dragon out of nowhere.