Girls und Panzer/Funny

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  • Team Anglerfish (plus the student council, at President Anzu's insistence) doing the Anko Dance:

Miho dancing with wide, dazed "swirly" eyes, blush, mouth hanging open.
Saori: I can't get married now!
Yukari: Well, we can't do anything about it now!
Hana: If you think of it as embarrassing, it'll just make it more embarrassing!
Cut to Anzu dancing with a grin.

  • Saori's romantic "exploit". When Team Anglerfish happens to cross paths with Hana's mother and Shinzaburo, she starts narrating out loud:

Saori: Oh! Our eyes magically met! *Shinzaburo turns, and smiles.* Wait -- he can't -- ?!
Hana: Shinzaburo?
Saori: You know him?! *Shinzaburo brings the rickshaw over.* N-nice to meet you, I'm Hana's -- *Shinzaburo walks past.* -- friend -- uh...

    • And then, in episode 10:

Saori: I have a very important announcement to make! This whole time --
Yukari: You're engaged?!
Hana: Even though you don't have a boyfriend?
Saori: THAT'S NOT IT! [She's actually gotten her amateur level 2 radio license.]

  • Recap Episode 10.5 revealed that Nonna keeps a "Katyusha diary." In spinoff manga Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!, Katyusha believes this is a list of things she's done that Nonna might feel a grudge about; one of them, she imagines, is "Cheeky despite being small." Thinking that (accidentally) poking Nonna in both eyes pushed it entirely too far[1], Katyusha goes into the Pose of Supplication, waving a little white flag, and ready to offer money and what might be a favorite model tank with her apology. (It's hinted the diary actually describes things Nonna finds especially cute about Katyusha.)
  • Miho's reaction to Graceful Loser/Friendly Rival Kay Glomping her: Blank White Eyes, some of her hair standing on end, Sweat Drops....
  • The response of Duck Team when the Maus commander angrily ordered them to get their "light tank" off her huge tank:

Noriko Isobe: Don't wanna. Besides, the Type 89 isn't a light tank.
Akebi Sasaki: It's a medium tank.

  • In OVA 1, "Water War", Yukari gives her (very accurate) estimate of Miho's bust, waist, and hip measurements. At each number, Miho, greatly embarrassed, moves her hands to cover the area cited, even though she's still fully clothed.
  • Episode 6: Oryou, the StuG III driver, composes poetry while Saunders chases them (and her vehicle can't shoot back):

Oryou: A tank filled with holes.
For that is what we shall be.
Boom we go, goodbye.
Caesar: This isn't time to say a parting Haiku!

Motto Love Love Sakusen Desu!

  • Maho holding a Christmas Party for her tank commanders. In a Sexy Santa Dress.
    • Erika arrives wearing a reindeer costume (it seems she's got a touch more grasp of playfulness than most Kuromorimine girls). Her comrades, though, quickly convince her they've been called together for a chewing-out, and she panics just like the others.
    • Maho pulls out a karaoke machine, and since she doesn't know any pop music, she puts the Kuromorimine School Anthem on the playlist and asks her commanders to add their favorites. Since they're still mostly convinced she's building up to punish them for losing to Oarai, they all add the same thing.
    • After the commanders realize that Maho really just wants to spend Christmas with them, it's time for presents[2]! The Maus commander is ... displeased ... to find the gift she receives is a model of the Type 89 which climbed onto her tank; likewise, Jagdpanther-chan isn't happy to get a Hetzer model (during their match, her tank was dogged by the Oarai Student Council's Hetzer, which broke her tracks twice). A Panther commander who panicked when Turtle Team slipped into the formation gets another Hetzer, and declares it's "all kinds of weird" for there to be two Hetzers among the presents. And Erika is given an Anglerfish dance costume. (Maho thinks their barely-contained tears are from joy.) She gets some kind of plushie jellyfish or tentacle monster, which she declares is cute.
      • Oddly, the scene of presents being handed out seems to indicate they're given at random (passing them around a circle while singing a song, keep the one you're holding when the song stops), and yet as noted above they tend to be appropriate to the girls who receive them.
    • Finally, Maho takes a picture of the "party" to send to Miho. She has her usual serious face, Erika is wearing the Anglerfish costume and scowling, Koume Akaboshi (the girl who thanked Miho for saving her life last year, and the only one other than Maho who likes her gift[3]) is smiling nervously, and the other commanders have Hidden Eyes.
 

"Thanks really happy please wait expectingly for return gift."

 
 

Orange Pekoe: Aren't Darjeeling-sama's cooking skills... Are you familiar with them?
Beat Panel
Assam: It's not like we're going to die.
Orange Pekoe: I hope so...

 
  1. Although she rated it as only half as many grudge points as her cheekiness
  2. Sent by Oarai; there's a hint that most were picked out by Student Council President Anzu Kadotani
  3. A model of a Panzer IV which she noted is like Miho's