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I can make it this --
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again

-- Petranca

This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.

—superfroggy

It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.

-- Wolfman 2000

Red fruits fall upwards.
Spikes shoot off everywhere.
The moon rolls you flat.

-- Komodin

Super hard jumping
Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

-- Major Tom

Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.

-- INUH

Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Damn Dead Dead
Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead

This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.

—So We Ate Them

When I play tonight
I'll realise my biggest fright:
Mr. Yuk was right!

—Alex Sora 89

Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?

—Savato

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+{{haiku|
-I can make it this --<br />Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press<br />'R' to try again<br />
+I can make it this --
--- [[User:Petranca]]
+Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press<br />'R' to try again
+}}
-This is a haiku.<br />This haiku is a [[Brown Note]].<br />You are dead. Again.<br />-- [[User:superfroggy]]
+-- Petranca
+{{haiku|
-It does not matter<br />what kind of fruit it looks like.<br />It will still kill you.<br />
+This is a haiku.
--- [[User:Wolfman 2000]]
+This haiku is a [[Brown Note]].
+You are dead. Again.
+|superfroggy}}
+{{haiku|
-[[Selective Gravity|Red fruits fall upwards.]]<br />[[Spikes of Doom|Spikes shoot off everywhere.]]<br />[[Colony Drop|The moon rolls you flat.]]<br />
+It does not matter
--- [[User:Komodin]]
+what kind of fruit it looks like.<br />It will still kill you.
+}}
-[[Platform Hell|Super hard jumping]]<br />Makes for many many deaths<br />[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!]]<br />
+-- Wolfman 2000
--- [[User:Major Tom]]
+{{haiku|
-Apples don't fall up.<br />[[Word of God|They're more like giant cherries]]<br />or delicious fruit.<br />
+[[Selective Gravity|Red fruits fall upwards.]]
--- [[User:INUH]]
+[[Spikes of Doom|Spikes shoot off everywhere.]]<br />[[Colony Drop|The moon rolls you flat.]]
+}}
-[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]] <br />[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead]] [[Precision F-Strike|Damn]] [[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead]] <br />[[Overly Long Gag|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]] <br />
+-- Komodin
+{{haiku|
-This video game<br />Despises you fervently<br />And makes sure you know.
+[[Platform Hell|Super hard jumping]]
-{{quote| --[[User:So We Ate Them]]}}
+Makes for many many deaths<br />[[Cluster F-Bomb|FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!]]
+}}
-[[Trial and Error Gameplay|When I play]] [[The Tetris Effect|tonight]]<br />[[Fridge Horror|I'll realise]] [[Paranoia Fuel|my biggest fright:]]<br />[[Scare'Em Straight|Mr. Yuk]] ''[[Everything Trying to Kill You|was right!]]''<br />
+-- Major Tom
-{{quote| -- [[User:Alex Sora 89]]}}
+{{haiku|
-Now I think I´m safe<br />What in the name of holy fuck?!<br />Did it just fall up?
+Apples don't fall up.
-{{quote| --[[User:Savato]]}}
+[[Word of God|They're more like giant cherries]]<br />or delicious fruit.
+}}
+-- INUH
+{{haiku|
+[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]]
+[[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead Dead Dead]] [[Precision F-Strike|Damn]] [[Department of Redundancy Department|Dead Dead]] <br />[[Overly Long Gag|Dead Dead Dead Dead Dead]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
+This video game
+Despises you fervently
+And makes sure you know.
+|So We Ate Them}}
+{{haiku|
+[[Trial and Error Gameplay|When I play]] [[The Tetris Effect|tonight]]
+[[Fridge Horror|I'll realise]] [[Paranoia Fuel|my biggest fright:]]<br />[[Scare'Em Straight|Mr. Yuk]] ''[[Everything Trying to Kill You|was right!]]''
+|Alex Sora 89}}
+{{haiku|
+Now I think I´m safe
+What in the name of holy fuck?!
+Did it just fall up?
+|Savato}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
+[[Category:I Wanna Be the Guy]]
-[[Category:I Wanna Be The Guy]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]