Idiotic Partner Confession

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Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? Simba: Phuh! You can't do anything to me! Zazu: [nervous chuckle] Technically, they can. We are on their land... Simba: But Zazu! You told me they were nothing but slobbery, mangy, stupid poachers! Zazu: Ix-nay on the upid-stay... Banzai: Who you callin' upid-stay?? —The Lion King

Idiotic Partner Confession is a situation in which Bob is keeping something from Alice, be it a something he's done, something he's planning, or just something he said earlier that he really doesn't want to tell Alice. The problem is, Charlie is also aware of this secret, and just happens to be a complete idiot. So what does Charlie do? He starts talking about it right in front of Alice, if not directly to her, of course! This will undoubtedly lead to Bob trying as discreetly as possible to get Charlie to shut up, with Charlie completely oblivious that he's saying anything remotely wrong. This will likely piss Alice right off, and lead to all sorts of trouble for poor Bob.

Alice can either be a villain, some sort of parental figure, or anyone else who Bob would have any reason not to be honest with. Charlie doesn't necessarily be an idiot to do this; it could very well be a case of Will Not Tell a Lie.

Different from Right Behind Me, although the tropes might overlap. Compare Accidental Public Confession.

Examples of Idiotic Partner Confession include:

Anime and Manga

• Yukari from Girls und Panzer is hardly an idiot, but she otherwise matches this trope when she mentions to her teammate Hana's mother that Hana is her teammate - Hana has not mentioned that she'd joined the school's tank club.

Film

• Simba does this in The Lion King, when he questions why Zazu is acting so afraid of the hyenas when he said earlier that they were "slobbery, mangy, stupid poachers". Said hyenas are, of course, right in front of them.
  • Not completely played straight, since Simba wasn't so much an idiot as an innocent child, and Zazu teaching him to be racist was a bad idea in multiple ways.
  • A second example later on, when Mufasa corners the three Hyenas after they tried to kill Simba. Shenzi and Banzai immediately insist that they had no idea Simba was Mufasa's son; then Ed spills the beans.

Live Action TV

• London Tipton does this in an episode of Suite Life on Deck.

Web Comics

• This Girl Genius strip. Dimo succeeds at knocking out Oggie before he's entirely spilled the beans, but Zeetha isn't fooled.

Western Animation

• SpongeBob SquarePants does this to poor Squidward when they're faced with the Flying Dutchman.

The Flying Dutchman: Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair??? Spongebob: It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you. Squidward: I-I...No, I...no. Spongebob: But what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship, and being lazy, and all? Squidward: *laughs nervously* I never said that... The Flying Dutchman Insulting a man's ship is worse than insulting his mother! Spongebob No wait, maybe it was his mother you said was dirty...