Jerkass/Quotes
"I aspire to more creativity than the common asshole. I'm more of a ... class-hole, if you will."
—Black Hat Guy, Xkcd
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"I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane! —Denis Leary, "Asshole"
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"WHAT A GROUCH!!"
—Loud Kiddington, Histeria!
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Namine: So why were you saying Zex wouldn't help us? |
"I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin-" "Hey." "-and Sam Peckinpah-" "Hey." "-and a case of whisky-" "Hey!" "-and drive down to Texas-" "Hey! Hey! Hey!" |
"Hey, you know, you really are an asshole." "Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?"
—Denis Leary, "Asshole"
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"Me, nice?! I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!"
—Bowser Koopa, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3
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"Why do you put so much energy into pissing people off?"
—Kagura, Azumanga Daioh
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"You seem unhappy. I like that."
—Janitor, Scrubs
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"Let's be clear here. We're talking about a person that a couple of total assholes find rude."
—Jerry "Tycho" Holkins, (talking about Harlan Ellison), Penny Arcade
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"You're so unpleasant even I'm impressed. Do you visit orphanages to explain there's no Santa?"
—Emma Frost, X-Men
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"It can't be sustainable for him to be so casually insulting to everyone."
—Hisao Nakai, Katawa Shoujo
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Noah: I'm going to enjoy taking control of your body, Kaiba. The first thing I'm going to do is make a big donation to the local children's hospital, and then I'm going to give all the Kaiba Corporation employees a big raise. |
"You know, there's a word for people like you. I'll give you a hint: It starts with 'bi' and it ends with 'otch'".
—Eikichi Onizuka, Great Teacher Onizuka
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