John Quest

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

John Quest is a spawn of another generic Ruby discussion thread which had gotten hijacked by Weaver; whom unexpectedly sets up a Ruby Quest mini-game starring Tom's twin brother, John, set in his office.


Tropes used in John Quest include:
  1. (such as it starring John, who is Tom's brother; the poor examples of grammar and spelling; ect)
  2. BOOM
    TOM IS VICTORIOUS
    I MEAN JOHN
    WATER COOLER DESROYED
    +10 horse points
  3. JOHN BECOMES RUDE
    +13 OBSCENITY POINTS
    -4 HAPPY FRIENDSHIP POINTS
    +6 MANLY POINTS
    JOHN LEARNED "LITANY OF CURSES"
  4. CONGRATULATIONS,
    YOU WIN!

    FINAL SCORE:
    105 HORSE POINTS
    44 HAPPY SMILE POINTS
    RABBITS EATEN: 1
    WATER COOLERS VANQUISHED: 1
    MANLINESS FACTOR: M4
    TOTAL POINTS: 209/210