Kawaii Battle Stars

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This is the title screen. It is a lie.

Sugoi!

Kawaii Battle Stars is a web animation created by Axel The Navy about a group of girls who fight evil using a star-shaped stone that is powered by their libido. Yes, you read that correctly. This series is meant to parody Magical Girl anime and the Shojo in general, as well as pretty much anything else they can make fun of. The first episode can be viewed here and here.

Compare to Girlchan in Paradise, which parodies the Shonen genre. However, unlike Girl-chan, Kawaii Battle Stars tends to poke fun at the anime culture rather than anime itself.

Not to be confused with those other battlestars.

Tropes used in Kawaii Battle Stars include:
  • Angrish: If you can call Natsuki's random deranged screaming that.
  • Absolute Cleavage: Naka-chan in her swimsuit.
  • Animation Bump: The opening is much more Animesque and detailed than the actual show itself, which uses more of a deranged Western cartoon (but thoroughly entertaining) style.
  • Anime Theme Song: "Computer Driving" by Perfume.
  • Cross-Dressing Voices
  • Deranged Animation
  • Gonk: Angie, who has facial hair and causes Billy-San to run away retching by merely flirting with him.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: "MOSHI MOSHI BILLY-SAN!"
    • "Kawaii kitty! Kawaii doggy! Kawaii chair! Kawaii COLD SORE ON ANGIE'S LIP!"
    • "We missed the DESU out of you!"
  • Gross Up Close-Up: The cold sore on Angie's lip. Actually, just any close up of Angie in general.
  • Five-Man Band
    • The Hero: Naka
    • The Lance: Nasuki
    • The Big Guy: Angie
    • The Smart Guy: Hayde
    • The Chick: Nina
    • Sixth Ranger: ?? (A silhouette of a girl with a question mark appears on the youtube page of the creator.)
  • Visual Pun: When Angie tells Hayde to "Hold the mayo" Nasuki is seen holding a jar of mayonnaise in the background.
  • Token Evil Teammate: Possibly Hayde, who even sports demon horns. And of course, well, the name.
  • Vocal Dissonance: All of the characters are voiced by guys.
  • Widget Series: Has the potential to become this.
  • World of Ham: For some REASON everyone likes to yell loudly.