Cpt. Peter Lassard: I need to get my hands on some healthy young men. Cmd. Eric Lassard:(awkward) ...I guess there are places you could go ...certain bars and so on... Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, what are you talking about? Cmd. Eric Lassard: Does Margret know about this? Cpt. Peter Lassard: Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril. Galahad: I don't think I was. Lancelot: Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril! Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril! Lancelot: No, it was too perilous! Galahad: Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can! Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on! Galahad: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril? Lancelot: No, it's unhealthy. Galahad: Bet you're gay!
Val: Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby. Doctor: "Partner." Yes, I like it. Is it better than companion?
Val: Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.
Frank the Magikoopa: Now on your brooms and think happy thoughts. Like titties!!
(Hal and Jeff try to use the brooms and end up plummeting to their doom.) Hal and Jeff: Ahhhhhh!