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{{quote|Then [[Face Full of Alien Wingwong|I ram my ovipositor down your throat]] [[Alien (Film)|and lay my eggs in your chest]]. But I'm not an alien!|'''Tom Servo''', speaking for [[Human Alien|Exeter]] while watching ''[[This Island Earth]]'', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]: [[The Movie]]''}}
{{quote|Then [[Face Full of Alien Wingwong|I ram my ovipositor down your throat]] [[Alien (franchise)|and lay my eggs in your chest]]. But I'm not an alien!|'''Tom Servo''', speaking for [[Human Alien|Exeter]] while watching ''[[This Island Earth]]'', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]: [[The Movie]]''}}


{{quote|'''Sabine (disguised as a police officer):''' He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison.<br />
{{quote|'''Sabine (disguised as a police officer):''' He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison.
'''Nale (disguised as Elan):''' Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies.<br />
'''Nale (disguised as Elan):''' Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies.
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well.|''[[Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|Order of the Stick]]''}}
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well.|''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]''}}


{{quote|We are looking for a particular robot. A... ''fellow'' robot. Because we are also robots.|'''Antimony Carver''', [[Paper-Thin Disguise|disguised]] as a robot, ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court (Webcomic)|Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}
{{quote|We are looking for a particular robot. A... ''fellow'' robot. Because we are also robots.|'''Antimony Carver''', [[Paper-Thin Disguise|disguised]] as a robot, ''[[Gunnerkrigg Court]]''}}


{{quote|Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native.|'''Demon-Jame''', ''[[Terror Island]]''}}
{{quote|Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native.|'''Demon-Jame''', ''[[Terror Island]]''}}


{{quote|'''Guard-bot #2:''' Be you robot or human?<br />
{{quote|'''Guard-bot #2:''' Be you robot or human?
'''Leela:''' Robot... we be.<br />
'''Leela:''' Robot... we be.
'''Fry:''' Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!<br />
'''Fry:''' Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!
''(Leela and Fry both begin dancing The Robot)''|''[[Futurama (Animation)|Futurama]]'', "Fear of a Bot Planet"}}
''(Leela and Fry both begin dancing The Robot)''|''[[Futurama]]'', "Fear of a Bot Planet"}}


{{quote|I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane. [[Trope Namer|I'm definitely not a villain.]]|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh: Cr@psule Monsters]]''}}
{{quote|I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane. [[Trope Namer|I'm definitely not a villain.]]|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series|Yu-Gi-Oh: Cr@psule Monsters]]''}}


{{quote|...Okay, ''yes'', [Seymour] dragged a [[Cthulhu Mythos|Great Old One]] up in chains from hell itself to serve him, but that doesn't make him evil. ''(chuckles nervously)'' Whu-whu-why would you think that? The man's a hero! Uh, praise be to Yevon!|'''[[The Spoony Experiment (Web Video)|Spoony]]''' reviewing ''[[Final Fantasy X (Video Game)|Final Fantasy X]]''}}
{{quote|...Okay, ''yes'', [Seymour] dragged a [[Cthulhu Mythos|Great Old One]] up in chains from hell itself to serve him, but that doesn't make him evil. ''(chuckles nervously)'' Whu-whu-why would you think that? The man's a hero! Uh, praise be to Yevon!|'''[[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony]]''' reviewing ''[[Final Fantasy X]]''}}


{{quote|'''Liandrin:''' Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!<br />
{{quote|'''Liandrin:''' Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
'''[[The Obi-Wan|Moiraine]]:''' Did you say something?<br />
'''[[The Obi-Wan|Moiraine]]:''' Did you say something?<br />
'''Liandrin:''' [[Running Gag|No. Go Light.]] |''[[The Wheel of Time]]'' [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 parody summaries] (''The Great Hunt'')}}
'''Liandrin:''' [[Running Gag|No. Go Light.]] |''[[The Wheel of Time]]'' [http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 parody summaries] (''The Great Hunt'')}}
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{{quote|He´s a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!|Your officer, regarding Sergeant Kilmore, ''[[Heart of Evil]]''}}
{{quote|He´s a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!|Your officer, regarding Sergeant Kilmore, ''[[Heart of Evil]]''}}


{{quote|''"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely ''nothing'', to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine."''|'''[[Invader Zim (Animation)|Invader Zim]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely ''nothing'', to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine."''|'''[[Invader Zim]]'''}}


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Latest revision as of 11:10, 8 August 2014


Sabine (disguised as a police officer): He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison.
Nale (disguised as Elan): Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies.

Vaarsuvius: Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well.
We are looking for a particular robot. A... fellow robot. Because we are also robots.
Antimony Carver, disguised as a robot, Gunnerkrigg Court
Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native.
Demon-Jame, Terror Island

Guard-bot #2: Be you robot or human?
Leela: Robot... we be.
Fry: Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!

(Leela and Fry both begin dancing The Robot)
Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet"
...Okay, yes, [Seymour] dragged a Great Old One up in chains from hell itself to serve him, but that doesn't make him evil. (chuckles nervously) Whu-whu-why would you think that? The man's a hero! Uh, praise be to Yevon!
Spoony reviewing Final Fantasy X

Liandrin: Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Moiraine: Did you say something?

Liandrin: No. Go Light.

He´s a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!
—Your officer, regarding Sergeant Kilmore, Heart of Evil
"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine."