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{{quote|''If you were gay
''That'd be okay
''I mean, 'cause, hey!
''I'd like you anyway
''Because you see
''If it were me
''I would feel free to say
''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''
|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}}
{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]!
'''Ponytail Girl:''' I can't believe he kicked it all the way into the river!
'''Long-Haired Girl:''' [[Rule of Three|I can't believe]] he's ''gay''! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.
'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?
'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]].
'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.
|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}}
{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]'''
{{quote|''"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"''|'''[[Demetri Martin]]'''}}
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Latest revision as of 17:22, 27 June 2024
If you were gay —"If You Were Gay", Avenue Q
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Short-Haired Girl: I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster! |
"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. You tried tying metal weights to your private part. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."
—Rowan Atkinson, "The Gay Christian"
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