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If you were gay
That'd be okay
I mean, 'cause, hey!
I'd like you anyway
Because you see
If it were me
I would feel free to say
That I was gay (but I'm not gay)

—"If You Were Gay", Avenue Q

Short-Haired Girl: I can't believe he stood up to that fire monster!
Ponytail Girl: I can't believe he kicked it all the way into the river!
Long-Haired Girl: I can't believe he's gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.
Short-Haired Girl: Don't you already have a boyfriend?
Long-Haired Girl: Of course I do. He's right here.
The Boyfriend: I am less than happy right now.

—El Goonish Shive

"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. You tried tying metal weights to your private part. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."

—Rowan Atkinson, "The Gay Christian"

"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"

—Demetri Martin

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-{{quote|''If you were gay<br />
+{{quote|''If you were gay''
-That'd be okay<br />
+''That'd be okay''
-I mean, 'cause, hey!<br />
+''I mean, 'cause, hey!''
-I'd like you anyway<br />
+''I'd like you anyway''
-Because you see<br />
+''Because you see''
-If it were me<br />
+''If it were me''
-I would feel free to say<br />
+''I would feel free to say''
-That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}}
+''That I was gay (but I'm not gay)''
+|"If You Were Gay", ''[[Avenue Q]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]!<br />
+{{quote|'''Short-Haired Girl:''' I can't believe he [[It Makes Sense in Context|stood up to that fire monster]]!
-'''Ponytail Girl:''' I can't believe he kicked it all the way into the river!<br />
+'''Ponytail Girl:''' I can't believe he kicked it all the way into the river!
-'''Long-Haired Girl:''' [[Rule of Three|I can't believe]] he's ''gay''! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.<br />
+'''Long-Haired Girl:''' [[Rule of Three|I can't believe]] he's ''gay''! Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just upset that I can't ask him out.
-'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?<br />
+'''Short-Haired Girl:''' Don't you already have a boyfriend?
-'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]].<br />
+'''Long-Haired Girl:''' Of course I do. [[I'm Standing Right Here|He's right here]].
-'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.|''[[El Goonish Shive (Webcomic)|El Goonish Shive]]''}}
+'''The Boyfriend:''' I am less than happy right now.
+|''[[El Goonish Shive]]''}}
-{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]''', "The Gay Christian"}}
+{{quote|''"Are you a gay Christian? No, it's alright. I don't mind, I don't mind at all. If 'homosexuality' is your thing. If that is the bag that you're into. Then, that's great. Fantastic. I mean, don't be ashamed. Whatever you do, I mean, stand up. Come out of the toilet, as the phrase has it. Stand up and say I am 'tempted' to be a homosexual. And fine and you may even decide, after much prayer, to enter into a committed and 'tempted' relationship with a member of the same genital group. And if you do, and you feel you can do nothing about it. You've been to a psychiatrist. You've had conversion therapy. [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|You tried tying metal weights to your private part]]. And you still feel these tendencies. Then I'm afraid it means that God just want you to have a rotten life. God's like that. He hates poofs."''|'''[[Rowan Atkinson]]'''|"The Gay Christian"}}
 {{quote|''"I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put 'Not gay'. But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put '... but supportive.'"''|'''[[Demetri Martin]]'''}}
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