Passion Night
[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3853633/1/Passion_Night Passion Night]] by Odiane is a plotless Harry Potter Slash Fic in which Sirius and Lupin, for no reason at all, start shagging in every permutation of their shapeshifting forms. Along the way we have ten-inch penises, gallons of "jizz", [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking far too many vowels]] and (perhaps most infamously) the writer, having been reprimanded for a previous Slash Fic in which the characters didn't use lube, remembered it [[Anatomically Impossible Sex but thought it was an activity]].
=== Passion Night provides examples of:
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- Anatomically Impossible Sex: The lube is just the beginning.
- Beige Prose
- Biggus Dickus
- Department of Redundancy Department: How many times do we need to be
reminded what form the characters are in at any given stage?
- Faster Than Light Travel: Referenced.
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"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!" Lupin shouted |
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trying not to moan while he shouted.
- IKEA Erotica
- The Immodest Orgasm
- Porn Without Plot
- Rouge Angles of Satin
- Shapeshifting Squick
- Slash Fic
- Title Drop
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"Its time for the passion night" Lupin said. |
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- Troll Fic: Possibly. Opinions vary on this.
- Valley Girl: Lupin talks like one for no apparent reason.
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"That was sooooo awesome" Lupin said. |
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