Rango/Funny
- Pretty much any time the Greek Chorus of Mariachi Owls show up.
- The Bilingual Bonus during the jail scene:
Owl: *singing* "¿Dónde están tus huevos?" |
- Rango colliding with the windshield of the Red Shark, and The Reveal of Raoul Duke behind the wheel and Dr. Gonzo in the back seat.
- "You keep thinking like that, your hat's gonna catch on fire." Guess what happens next.
- Beans and Mr. Merrimack at the Bank.
Merrimack: "Beans, you've been like a niece to me, ever since your daddy..." |
- When Priscilla talks about the old sheriff, look carefully at the tombstones. One epitaph reads "Hold my beer and watch this."
- Another says "He's dead, Jim".
- A third simply says "Oops."
- The formation of the posse.
Rango: "We all know exactly what we need to do now!" *aside* "And that would be?"
Mayor: *still quiet* "A posse." |
- The sequence immediately after that.
Furgus: "What do we do now, sheriff?" |
- Cut to them riding off and blazing across the desert, heroic music blaring.
Spoons: "Where.. are we going?" |
- Cut to an embarrassed posse riding back into town.
- Our introduction to Sgt. Turley with an arrow through his head.
Rango: *visibly freaking out* "You've... uh... got little something in your eye there." |
- The afternoon after catching Papi and his kin:
Wounded Bird: "The mayor has bought up all the land in the valley, except for your ranch, Miss Beans." |
- When Rango's posse is gathered around the campfire:
Elgin: "I coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird."
Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once. |
- "... You might want to get that looked at."
- Doubly so because it's coming from the bird with an arrow through his eye.
- "... You might want to get that looked at."
- "Thespians?! That's illegal in seven states!" Particularly since they actually left that in the novelization.
- The Inbred Rodents playing Ride of the Valkyries (on banjos) as they attack Rango's posse from the air.
- And the bats exploding in flames when they crashed into the rocks.
- When Rango and Beans are locked into the vault to drown.
Rango: "Don't worry! I have a plan!" *turns to villains who just locked them in* "Heeeeelp! Open the door!" |
- Rango first arriving in the saloon, making an impression:
Elbows: "Hey! Are you the fella who killed them Jenkins brothers?" |
- The story he comes up with to explain that is pretty hilarious too (what we get to hear of it, anyway).
- Rango setting Bad Bill's face on fire. Repeatedly. While Bill just Death Glares at him the whole time.
- Even better: if you watch Bill you see that he's just about to speak when Rango burps fire into his face.
- Pretty much the whole sequence when the posse is in the middle of the desert and Wounded Bird speaks up:
Wounded Bird: *scattering feathers in the air* |
- Wounded Bird's analysis of the Inbred Rodents.
Rango: "Choleric varmints, ain't they?" |
- The Curse Cut Short when the toad gets carried off by the hawk, with a Shout Out to The Good the Bad And The Ugly:
"Son of a -[hawk screeches)" |
- The posse and the Mariachi Owls pretending to be thespians. Rango's voice makes it all the funnier.
Rango: "Good sir! Gracious good afternoon to thee and thee and thee! May I present, Madam Lupone's Terpsichorean Troupe of Traveling Thespians!" |
- Spoons giving "the signal!"
- The entire pre-fight and chase and fight scene with the hill clan and the posse counts as both a CMOF and CMOA.
- The first time Beans comes out of her BSOD:
"And until the people of Andromeda Five return him safe and sound, I will not sell my ranch!" |
- Rango gives a eulogy for Mr. Merrimack, the bank keeper:
"We are gathered here today to honor this man, Mr. Merrimack. You have the right to remain silent. Speak now or forever hold your peace. Amen." |
- a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.
- Rango giving a Death Glare to the Mariachi Owls to keep them from singing about his death in the Mojave Desert anymore.
- In the extended ending of the film, Rango attempts to give one last speech with a silly, booming voice before riding off into the sunset on a roadrunner:
- Watch the end credits carefully - at one point, you can see the owl with the surf guitar imitate The Who, then Jimi Hendrix.