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Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
May not have the history
But they're not too bad

—Rich318

Captain James T. Kirk
Of the starship Enterprise
Likes Green-Skinned Space Babes

Science officer
Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
He has pointy ears

Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Is a doctor not an X
Dammit, he's dead Jim

Hikaru Sulu
Is the helmsman of the ship
He performs judo

Montgomery Scott
Never told to "beam me up"
Worked on the engines

Young Pavel Chekov
Navigates them to the stars
His gun means nothing

The Comms Officer
Lt. Uhura opens
Hailing frequencies

When I saw this film
I fell asleep instantly.
Not even a fan

—That 897 Guy

Into the black hole
Where no man has gone before
Bend over, Scotty

You have reached the end

There is no more to read here

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-Chris Pine, Zack Quinto<br />May not have the history<br />But they're not too bad
+Chris Pine, Zack Quinto
-{{quote|--Rich318}}
+May not have the history
+But they're not too bad
+|Rich318}}
+{{haiku|
-Captain James T. Kirk<br />Of the starship Enterprise<br />Likes [[Green-Skinned Space Babe|Green Skinned Space Babes]]
+Captain James T. Kirk
+Of the starship Enterprise
+Likes [[Green-Skinned Space Babe]]s
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Science officer<br />Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan<br />He has pointy ears
+Science officer
+Mr. Spock is half-Vulcan
+He has pointy ears
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Leonard "Bones" McCoy<br />Is a doctor not an X<br />Dammit, he's dead Jim
+Leonard "Bones" McCoy
+[[I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder|Is a doctor not an X]]
+Dammit, he's dead Jim
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Hikaru Sulu<br />Is the helmsman of the ship<br />He performs judo
+Hikaru Sulu
+Is the helmsman of the ship
+He performs judo
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Montgomery Scott<br />[[Beam Me Up, Scotty|Never told to "beam me up"]]<br />Worked on the engines
+Montgomery Scott
+[[Beam Me Up, Scotty|Never told to "beam me up"]]
+Worked on the engines
+}}
+{{haiku|
-Young Pavel Chekov<br />Navigates them to the stars<br />[[Chekov's Gun|His gun means nothing]]
+Young Pavel Chekov
+Navigates them to the stars
+[[Chekov's Gun|His gun means nothing]]
+}}
+{{haiku|
-The Comms Officer<br />Lt. Uhura opens<br />Hailing frequencies
+The Comms Officer
+Lt. Uhura opens
+Hailing frequencies
+}}
+{{haiku|
-When I saw this film<br />I fell asleep instantly.<br />Not even a fan
+When I saw this film
-{{quote|--[[Tropers/That 897 Guy|That 897 Guy]]}}
+I fell asleep instantly.
+Not even a fan
+|That 897 Guy}}
+{{haiku|
-Into the black hole<br />Where no man has gone before<br />[[Slash Fic|Bend over, Scotty]]
+Into the black hole
+Where no man has gone before
+[[Slash Fic|Bend over, Scotty]]}}
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+{{workhaikufooter}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
-[[Category:Star Trek]]
-[[Category:Haiku]]