Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
"Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... lies something better than this." —DVD tagline
Obstacle : None shall pass.
The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry!
Obstacle' : You are searching for unspeakable power.
Linkara : And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way.
Obstacle : But a great evil searches for it too.
Obscurus Lupa : Sort of why we need to get going.
Obstacle : He will never stop until he finds it.
The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, enough of this.
Obstacle : Your destiny awaits you.
The Nostalgia Critic : Eat lead, you fairy dropping!
Obstacle : Critic?
The Nostalgia Critic : Suede?
The Nostalgia Critic : How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself?
That Dude in the Suede : Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is...
The Nostalgia Critic : No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes!
Obscurus Lupa : Who is that?
The Nostalgia Chick : Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site.
The Nostalgia Critic : That thing with your voice– How did you do that?
That Dude in the Suede : It's just something I can do, you know what I mean?
The Nostalgia Critic : That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is?
That Dude in the Suede : Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake.
The Nostalgia Critic : Fantastic!
That Dude in the Suede : Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat.
The Nostalgia Critic : What?
That Dude in the Suede : Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here.
Benzaie : Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you!
That Dude in the Suede : Benzaie? I thought you hated me.
Benzaie : Benzaie does hate you, but Conan loves you.
That Dude in the Suede : Oh, all right then.
The Nostalgia Critic : Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway?
That Dude in the Suede : Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago…
"You'll be a lady and like it, you panty-waist sissy!" —
Obscurus Lupa , while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl.
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"The power is... yours." —Ma-Ti' s final words .
Joe: "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster."
Todd: "Father."
Snob: "That's not even a person!!"
"It's still better than Furry Vengeance
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↑ Less dirty in context, promise.