The Comically Serious/Quotes

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    Beatrice: Are you here to make fun of me too?

    Kay: No ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor that we are aware of.
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    Plastic Man: Was that a joke?

    Batman: From a ruthless, obsessive Creature of the Night? Don't be absurd.
    Formerly Known as the Justice League
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    "This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
    Castiel (talking on a cell phone and standing on a street corner), Supernatural
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    Dean: Cas, I'm human, I need sleep. Just give me, like, four hours, man.

    Castiel: ...Four hours? *Dean hangs up on him* I'll just... wait here, then. (Proceeds to stand perfectly still and stare off into space)
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    Garak: Mister Worf, you're no fun at all.

    Worf:...Good.
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    "I am not interested in having fun."
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    "EDI has a great sense of humor. Or at least a really funny lack of one"
    Kasumi Goto, Mass Effect 2
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    Jade: (to Billie) Okay, okay, sometimes you’re no fun at all.

    Ayla: * walks in* And speaking of no fun at all, I’m here too.

    Billie: But I’m more fun than Ayla, right?

    Jade: Oh yeah, everyone’s more fun than Ayla.

    Ayla: In fact, I’m changing my name to… No Fun Guy!

    Billie: Hey Jade, that could be like your arch-enemy.

    Ayla: That’s right… Giggle Girl! Once I unleash my latest invention, the Federal Tax Code Emulsifier, no one will be having fun ever again!

    Jade: Giggle Girl doesn’t know the meaning of the word defeat!

    Ayla: And she doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘rationality’ either!

    Billie: Or the meaning of the word ‘crayon’!

    Jade: Giggle Girl does so know the meaning of the word crayon! It’s the cute little pink thing I use to write ‘No Fun Guy is a big poopyhead’ all over your secret lair.

    Ayla: Doh! I knew I shouldn’t have shot all those henchmen even after they said they didn’t do it…

    Jade: Hah! Giggle Girl always defeats the forces of boredom and no-fun-ness!

    Ayla: But can she defeat… your next final exam!!!

    Jade: Noooo! Not that!

    Billie: (announcer voice) Has No Fun Guy defeated our heroine? Can she find a way out of this hideous trap? Tune in next week for the further adventures of GIGGLE GIRL!
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    Krusty the Klown: Free comedy tip Slick, the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity.

    [Sees Sideshow Bob]

    Krusty the Klown: Like that guy! Hey Hal, pie-job for Lord Autumnbottom there!
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    Jack: Hey, Optimus, wanna see something funny?

    Optimus: No.
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    Angel: I'm brooding.
    Lorne: You're watching hockey!

    Angel: Yeah, but my team is losing.
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    It's hilarious how you have no sense of humor!
    Hades to Dark Pit, Kid Icarus: Uprising
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