The Devil's Advocate/YMMV

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Kevin: GODDAMNIT, WHAT DID'YA DO TA MAH WIYFE!
Milton: Well... On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most depraved act of sexual theater known to man, one being your average Friday night run-through at the Lomax household, I'd say, not to be immodest, Mary Ann and I got it on at about....(cue the creepy yet funny face) eleven.

  1. Which is actually a branch of the Justice Department, and therefore on the same side as the friggin' judges.