The Goonies/Funny
- Chunk is the source of many of the films great funny moments.
- Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.
Chunk: Aww, shit! |
- His Blatant Lies about meeting Michael Jackson.
Chunk: Okay Brad, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did! |
- Chunk drops the statue.
- Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down.
Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that? |
- And Chunk and Mouth thought Mrs. Walsh saw it.
Mrs. Walsh: What is that? |
- And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
- When Mouth sticks his tongue through a picture.
Mouth: Mikey? Mikey? Come on, help me feel like a woman. Come one, give me a nice wet lickery kiss. |
- When Brad gets tied to the chair.
Brad: I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style! |
- When the Fratellis find the body of Chester Copperpot.
Jake: (checking the wallet) "Looks like they picked him clean, Ma. |
- "I'll show you a tremor!" (slap)
- From a deleted scene:
Mouth: It's okay, Brad. Just remember we're all here for you. (Mouth takes the map from Brad's pocket) Here's to good friends... |
- When the Goonies came upon under a wishing well:
Mouth: (looking at coins) President Lincoln... George Washington... Uh, Martin Sheen... |
- After Francis falls prey to Data's "slick shoes".
Ma Fratelli: Francis? Sweetheart, are you okay?? |
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