Videogamedunkey/Funny

From Hitman Goes to The Book, in a room full of corpses:

Dunkey: "Wait a minute, there's been a murder... Hitman killed one maid!"

- From a cutscene:

Blake Dexter: Yee-ha! Lemme tell ya, I don't ordinarily yee-ha. But that was a fuckin ' yee-ha! Fuckin' Christmas!
(The game pauses.)
Dunkey: Did I write the dialogue for this game?

In Viva Piñata:

Costolot: Can I interest you in something seedy? No, I don't mean like that...
Dunkey: WHAT THE FUCK?!

In Trouble Turtle Town : The Mystery of Gazoolgo, Dunkey managed to fool and infuriate the young players into an Internet Backdraft.
- During a turn:

(Dunkey is the traitor. He's cornered by a dude.)
Dunkey: And you know it's not me. 'Cause it was already me twice in a row, so it can't be me.
(The dude cools down.)
Dude: You see this right her-
(Donkey shoots the guy dead.)

Dunkey and another dude bicker about hacking the other's numerous game accounts when:

evan (some kid): Can any of you just forget the.. accounts and just play the game, please?

That convinces Dunkey and the dude to "rat out" evan as the traitor, and the kid dies.

The constant "Get in there" for the traitor detector/death trap.

In H1Z1:

Dunkey: (To a female gamer) Where are your pants?
Girl: I don't have any.
(BLAM BLAM BLAM)
Dunkey: Fuckin' idiot... Shoulda had pants.

In Backstreet Boys Baby:

Dunkey: Every year, fifty people jump off this bridge and die; it's not funny."
(A body lands right behind him)
Dunkey: Nobody laugh at that."

In XCOM:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ...... Fuck you!"
(shoots alien)

- When Dunkey roleplays as a cop:

"LAPD, freeze! I'm goin' over here, lookin' for the Shrek. Ah, it's aliens, man! Oh no, they got a clear shot and.. and they missin'.
Who taught these guys to shoot? Stevie Blun der?"

In Mario Kart Wii: Hitler's Reign, Dunkey almost wins a match, but then gets hit by that damn blue shell. The other players beat him:

"NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO MY LEGACY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

In Green Eggs and Jam, a parody song of the Dr. Seuss book with weird animation:

- I won't eat them in a house.
I won't eat them with a mouse.
Should I punch you in the mouth?
- No, don't punch me in the mouth!

When shit gets real:

- I don't like green eggs and ham.
I don't like you, Sam-I-Am.
- Do you thing I give a damn?
Eat this shit, you fucking man!
Shove it down your fucking throat!
Suck on ham until you choke!
- Suck my dick, you Sam-I-Am!
Suck my dick, you fucking sham!

In Uncharted 4 - Exclusive Demo, the gunplay.

Dunkey: Here we are with another stealth part. I'm gonna take him out with a stealth take-down. Alright, here we go!
(Pulls out shotgun and fires at an enemy's head. Nothing happens.)
Dunkey: Oh. Of course, the shotgun is completely ineffective at close ranges.
(Begins killing guys much further away with the shotgun)
Dunkey: It should actually be used to snipe guys thousands of feet away from you.

Dunkey laughing at the ridiculously bad cutscenes.

In TF2 : Best Class, Dunkey talks about the qualities of a specific class he's playing as in Team Fortress 2, but when he gets killed, he changes his class to the one his killer had and continues as if nothing happened before. It then happens again and again.
In THE JONTRON RANT:

"So who is JonTron exactly?
(drumroll)
It's the fuckin' bird! The bird is JonTron-"