Warhammer 40,000/Quotes
For more quotes from within the WH40K universe, see The Lexicanum Quotes Index. And we mean more.
[[AC:"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die. |
-- The standard intro to every written work from the 40K universe |
"An example is the best way to explain it. There's a god of hope, and the god of freaking hope is evil." |
"Run like frak!"
—Ciaphas Cain provides the best advice for self-assurance in the 40K setting in history.
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"Catholic Space Nazis sound like awesome villains, how can they be the heroes?" |
"All I know is that it ends very badly. For one side." |
"It's like if Nathan Explosion made a tabletop." |
"In the grim darkness of the grimdark future, there is only grim darkness, dark grimness, and STALEMATE."
—/tg/
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"The Imperium is like a man hanging from a cliff with one arm and without the strength to pull himself back up. He could use his other hand to hold on just a little longer, but he's busy using it to give the finger to all the bastards watching him dangle."
—/tg/. The website is in general NSFW.
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"If ever was there a game that was made of 100% pure mansauce, Warhammer would be that game."
—/tg/
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"God Himself could not sink this game!"
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"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only awesome."
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"Space Jesus Saves. Until Space Judas. Hilarity Ensues. Thus, War. Forever."
—/tg/
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"Warhammer 40k can make women grow chest hair."
—Darth Lampshade in DOW 2 Retribution General Chat
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"Basically, life sucks, there is only war, and you're probably going to be eaten by Tyranids. Have fun." |
I blow brains out for the Emperor —/tg/, to the tune of Rutland Weekend Televisions Football.
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40k - where the genocidal, xenocidal, fascist, ultraconservative zealots with a morbid fear of technology and an unhealthy fondness for burning things... are the good guys.
—A forum signature.
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