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Sometimes, ''[[Warrior Cats]]'' can be hilarious. These are those times. |
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* "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers. |
* "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers. |
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* In ''Into the Wild'', after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction: |
* In ''Into the Wild'', after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction: |
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{{quote|'''Firepaw''': "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?"}} |
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* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[The Comically Serious|Tigerclaw's]] reaction to {{spoiler|Graystripe's kits}} was hilarious. |
* Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but [[The Comically Serious|Tigerclaw's]] reaction to {{spoiler|Graystripe's kits}} was hilarious. |
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* Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?" |
* Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?" |
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* The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather. |
* The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather. |
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{{quote|'''Tawnypelt''': "Is that a WindClan warrior? Undersized specimen, isn't he?"}} |
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* The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in ''Midnight''. |
* The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in ''Midnight''. |
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* Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain." |
* Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain." |
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== Power Of Three == |
== Power Of Three == |
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* Most of what Jayfeather says in ''Power Of Three'', but especially these: |
* Most of what Jayfeather says in ''Power Of Three'', but especially these: |
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{{quote|'''Jayfeather''': Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them. |
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'''Jayfeather''': I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery. }} |
'''Jayfeather''': I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery. }} |
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* Pretty much anything Purdy says. |
* Pretty much anything Purdy says. |
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== Omen Of The Stars == |
== Omen Of The Stars == |
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* In ''The Fourth Apprentice'', when [[The Ditz|Snowdrop]] is scaring away all the prey. |
* In ''The Fourth Apprentice'', when [[The Ditz|Snowdrop]] is scaring away all the prey. |
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{{quote|'''Snowdrop''': "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it."}} |
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** Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick. |
** Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick. |
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** When the cats return to ShadowClan camp. |
** When the cats return to ShadowClan camp. |
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{{quote|'''Blackstar''': "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." |
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'''[[The Comically Serious|Lionblaze]]''': "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" }} |
'''[[The Comically Serious|Lionblaze]]''': "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?" }} |
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* In ''Fading Echoes'', when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile. |
* In ''Fading Echoes'', when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile. |
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** Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt. |
** Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt. |
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* In ''Night Whispers'', the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up. |
* In ''Night Whispers'', the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up. |
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{{quote|'''Lionblaze''': "So we're more than friends?" |
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'''Cinderheart''': "Mousebrain." }} |
'''Cinderheart''': "Mousebrain." }} |
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** Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat. |
** Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat. |
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*** More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness: |
*** More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness: |
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{{quote|'''Kit''': "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?" |
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'''Ivypaw''': "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly." }} |
'''Ivypaw''': "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly." }} |
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*** Ivypaw talks with Blackstar. |
*** Ivypaw talks with Blackstar. |
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{{quote|'''Blackstar''': "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet."}} |
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** When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart: |
** When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart: |
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{{quote|'''Dovepaw''': "Do you know Ivypaw?" |
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'''Tigerheart''': "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?" }} |
'''Tigerheart''': "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?" }} |
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** Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's [[Exposition Fairy]]. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says: |
** Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's [[Exposition Fairy]]. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says: |
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{{quote|'''Yellowfang''': "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot."}} |
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* In ''The Forgotten Warrior'', when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt. |
* In ''The Forgotten Warrior'', when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt. |
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{{quote|'''Dustpelt:''' "For StarClan's sake, get down. Haven't we got enough trouble with WindClan?"}} |
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* In ''Code of the Clans'', during the code about the vigil: |
* In ''Code of the Clans'', during the code about the vigil: |
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{{quote|'''WindClan Warrior''': "I hope he gets better in time to [[Too Dumb to Live|jump into the gorge!]]"}} |
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** Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night. |
** Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night. |
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{{quote|'''Squirrelflight''': "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!" |
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'''Squirrelflight''': "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry." }} |
'''Squirrelflight''': "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry." }} |
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* Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of ''Tigerstar & Sasha'': ''Into The Woods''. {{spoiler|He's wearing sunglasses.}} |
* Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of ''Tigerstar & Sasha'': ''Into The Woods''. {{spoiler|He's wearing sunglasses.}} |
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** In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship. |
** In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship. |
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{{quote|'''Random Girl''': "It's a real live ship's cat!"}} |
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* In ''Ravenpaw's Path'': ''Shattered Peace'', the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless. |
* In ''Ravenpaw's Path'': ''Shattered Peace'', the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless. |
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{{quote|'''Barley''': "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?" |
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'''Ravenpaw''': "Yeth. Everything'th fine." |
'''Ravenpaw''': "Yeth. Everything'th fine." |
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'''Barley''': "Are you talking funny?" |
'''Barley''': "Are you talking funny?" |
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'''Ravenpaw''': "No." |
'''Ravenpaw''': "No." |
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'''Barley''': "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-" |
'''Barley''': "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-" |
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'''Ravenpaw''': "No. Eat your mousth." }} |
'''Ravenpaw''': "No. Eat your mousth." }} |
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* Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in ''Firestar's Quest'': |
* Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in ''Firestar's Quest'': |
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{{quote|'''Bluestar''': "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?" |
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'''Firestar''': "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?" }} |
'''Firestar''': "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?" }} |
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* In ''Warrior's Refuge'', the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious". |
* In ''Warrior's Refuge'', the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious". |
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* ''SkyClan's Destiny'' has plenty. |
* ''SkyClan's Destiny'' has plenty. |
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{{quote|'''Leafstar''': "He said SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive." |
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'''Echosong''': "Maybe we should eat roots?" }} |
'''Echosong''': "Maybe we should eat roots?" }} |
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** One funny scene takes place at the gathering. |
** One funny scene takes place at the gathering. |
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{{quote|'''Leafstar''': "Does anyone have any suggestions?" |
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'''Lichenfur''': "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?" }} |
'''Lichenfur''': "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?" }} |
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* In ''Bluestar's Prophecy'', it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace. |
* In ''Bluestar's Prophecy'', it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace. |
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** In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment. |
** In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment. |
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{{quote|'''Warrior #1''': "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!" |
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'''Warrior #2:''' "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!" }} |
'''Warrior #2:''' "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!" }} |
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* At the beginning of ''Rise of Scourge'', Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing [[Blatant Lies]]. |
* At the beginning of ''Rise of Scourge'', Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing [[Blatant Lies]]. |
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{{quote|'''Tiny''': "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!"}} |
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* In ''Cats of the Clans,'' Rock mocks tribe naming conventions. |
* In ''Cats of the Clans,'' Rock mocks tribe naming conventions. |
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{{quote|'''Rock''': According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.}} |
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* Tiny's imagine spot in ''The Rise of Scourge'' when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious [[Art Shift]]. |
* Tiny's imagine spot in ''The Rise of Scourge'' when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious [[Art Shift]]. |
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* When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to {{spoiler|awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.}} |
* When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to {{spoiler|awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.}} |
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* In ''After The Flood'', take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to {{spoiler|tell the Clan she's pregnant.}} |
* In ''After The Flood'', take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to {{spoiler|tell the Clan she's pregnant.}} |
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* Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar: |
* Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar: |
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{{quote|Billystorm: Ahem, Sol, don't you have a patrol to go on? |
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Sol: Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one? }} |
Sol: Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one? }} |
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[[Category:Literature/Funny]] |
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[[Category:Warrior Cats]] |
[[Category:Warrior Cats]] |
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[[Category:Funny]] |
[[Category:Funny]] |
Latest revision as of 09:55, 9 March 2015
Sometimes, Warrior Cats can be hilarious. These are those times.
The Original Series
- "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.
- In Into the Wild, after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:
Firepaw: "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?" |
- Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but Tigerclaw's reaction to Graystripe's kits was hilarious.
The New Prophecy
- Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?"
- The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather.
Tawnypelt: "Is that a WindClan warrior? Undersized specimen, isn't he?" |
- The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in Midnight.
- Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain."
Power Of Three
- Most of what Jayfeather says in Power Of Three, but especially these:
Jayfeather: Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them. |
- Pretty much anything Purdy says.
- Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.
Omen Of The Stars
- In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.
Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it." |
- Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
- When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.
Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile." |
- In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
- Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
- Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
- In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.
Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?" |
- Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
- More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:
- Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?" |
- Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.
Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet." |
- When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:
Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?" |
- Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:
Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot." |
- In The Forgotten Warrior, when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt.
Dustpelt: "For StarClan's sake, get down. Haven't we got enough trouble with WindClan?" |
Expanded Universe
- In Code of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:
WindClan Warrior: "I hope he gets better in time to jump into the gorge!" |
- Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night.
Squirrelflight: "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!" |
- Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of Tigerstar & Sasha: Into The Woods. He's wearing sunglasses.
- In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship.
Random Girl: "It's a real live ship's cat!" |
- In Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.
Barley: "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?" |
- Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in Firestar's Quest:
Bluestar: "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?" |
- In Warrior's Refuge, the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
- SkyClan's Destiny has plenty.
Leafstar: "He said SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive." |
- One funny scene takes place at the gathering.
Leafstar: "Does anyone have any suggestions?" |
- In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.
- In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment.
Warrior #1: "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!" |
- At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing Blatant Lies.
Tiny: "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!" |
- In Cats of the Clans, Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.
Rock: According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave. |
- Tiny's imagine spot in The Rise of Scourge when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious Art Shift.
- When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.
- In After The Flood, take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to tell the Clan she's pregnant.
- Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar:
Billystorm: Ahem, Sol, don't you have a patrol to go on? |