What We Had to Watch/Funny

Titan A.E.
- "Space Chase!" (It Makes Sense in Context)
- After Preed betrays Corso: "Et tu, Preed?!"
- Commenting how one-track minded the Drej are, and ultimately concludes their hatred of humanity means that they're members of... PeTA!
- "There's realistic violence in my cartoon movie? Beat YEAH!!"
The Little Vampire review
- Counts as both a Crowning Moment of Funny and slight Nightmare Fuel, but the part when he inserts "scary music" into a scene of the movie is a treat.
- "Oh my God, a sexually ambiguous 10 year old!"
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- (after seeing the Grinch as a baby) OH MY HELL! I'm sorry, I've just seen the source of my nightmares for the rest of my life."
- Anytime he's imitating the mayor of Whoville.

(after Cindy-Lou nominates the Grinch for Holiday Cheermeister) "Come on, can't we talk about something less delicate, like gay marrige?"
"We just outlawed Hannukah; we don't need anything else effing up our holiday."

Dungeons and Dragons
- Any clips of D&D LARPing mixed between action scenes.
- (imitating Snails) "Sorry Ridley, but you know that the black guys always dies first!"
Kangaroo Jack: Il Neige's face upon seeing Christopher Walken as a mob boss. The Hope Spot and the happiness upon seeing Walken's Ham and Cheese performance further cement it.
Monster House
- "Does Chowder have Tourettes? That's not a joke; I seriously think I would understand his character better if I knew this."
- The Twilight Zone parody discussing Uncanny Valley.
- "Abort mission! Chowder has been compromised! He has fallen in love with the dummy!"
- Regarding Chowder once again: "Okay, I seriously love this kid! Don't get me wrong, back in elementary and middle school I would've done everything to aviod him, but that's why I love him. We all knew a kid like this, and if you didn't, that's because you probably were that kid!"
New Moon
- His disbelief in how dangerous Victoria is.

Bella: Be careful. She's really fast.
Il Neige: Like, totally fast, man.

- And later:

Il Neige: Watch out for that wicked curve ball she has!

- Getting rid of the Jacob fangirls by threatening them with nun-chuks.
- After complaining about not getting to watch any good Films based on good books, he receives Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. By way of it being thrown in his face.
- This deleted scene.
Treasure Planet
- Commenting on how the door to the inn must only open to the most ironic scene.
- His new rap single: "Stifle that blob, get low get low! Stifle that blob, get low!"
- His observations on why Jim has so many fangirls. "Look at that face. It just screams 'I'm troubled. Ship me.'"
- After Dr. Doppler and Captain Amelia insist they're not together, Il Neige reads some fanfiction shipping them in an OT3 with Jim's mom.
The April Fool's Day review of Snakes on a Plane
- Il Neige's spot on performance as Film Brain is both funny and awesome. That takes skill.
  - And creepy That smile could scare paint off a wall.
- Since the protagonist is boring compared to the sheer badassery of Samuel L. Jackson, he's just called "that guy."
- (after Kenan Thompson's character's "flight experience" is limited to a flight simulation game) "Next up, you'll see how Call of Duty inspires douchebags to join the military."