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[[Government Agency of Fiction|Counter Terrorist Unit]] [[The Hero|Agent Jack Bauer]]<br />
[[Government Agency of Fiction|Counter Terrorist Unit]] [[The Hero|Agent Jack Bauer]]<br />
[[Perma Stubble|Often needs a shave]] and probably a shower.<br />
[[Perma-Stubble|Often needs a shave]] and probably a shower.<br />
[[Reasonable Authority Figure|Buchanan]]'s the director of Field Operations,<br />
[[Reasonable Authority Figure|Buchanan]]'s the director of Field Operations,<br />
[[The Lancer|Almeida]] is Tactical, [[Voice With an Internet Connection|Michelle]]'s Communications.<br />
[[The Lancer|Almeida]] is Tactical, [[Voice with an Internet Connection|Michelle]]'s Communications.<br />
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[[Geek Physiques|Edgar]]'s an [[Hollywood Hacking|egghead]] and [[Badass Bookworm|Chloe]] is [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]]<br />
[[Geek Physiques|Edgar]]'s an [[Hollywood Hacking|egghead]] and [[Badass Bookworm|Chloe]] is [[Deadpan Snarker|snarky]]<br />
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Never before has [[Political Stereotype|right wing propaganda]]<br />
Never before has [[Political Stereotype|right wing propaganda]]<br />
Disgusied as entertainmennt '''[[World of Badass|kicked]] [[Rule of Cool|so]] [[So Cool Its Awesome|much]] [[Crazy Awesome|ass]]'''!<br />
Disgusied as entertainmennt '''[[World of Badass|kicked]] [[Rule of Cool|so]] [[So Cool Its Awesome|much]] [[Crazy Awesome|ass]]'''!<br />
[[Rated Mfor Manly|COME ON!]]''<br />
[[Rated "M" for Manly|COME ON!]]''<br />
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[[Memetic Badass|JACK BAUER]]!<br />
[[Memetic Badass|JACK BAUER]]!<br />
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'TILL HE HITS [[Title Drop|24]]!|'''Great Luke Ski''', ''[http://www.thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=1003 The Jack Bauer Rap]''}}
'TILL HE HITS [[Title Drop|24]]!|'''Great Luke Ski''', ''[http://www.thefump.com/lyrics.php?id=1003 The Jack Bauer Rap]''}}


{{quote|''Goodbye 24<br />
{{quote|''Goodbye 24
though I never watched you on TV<br />
though I never watched you on TV
I missed on episode<br />
I missed on episode
[[Better On DVD|had to buy the DVD]]<br />
[[Better on DVD|had to buy the DVD]]<br />
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And Jack saved the day<br />
And Jack saved the day<br />
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Latest revision as of 08:48, 7 August 2014


Espionage in the LA scenes

Where most times the ends, they justify the means

And ever since late 2001

You'll see Real Time flies when you're under the gun.



Counter Terrorist Unit Agent Jack Bauer

Often needs a shave and probably a shower.

Buchanan's the director of Field Operations,

Almeida is Tactical, Michelle's Communications.



Edgar's an egghead and Chloe is snarky

And Morris is British and full of malarkey.

But I might be wrong 'cause they always change stations

Due to sudden promotions or exterminations.



But aided by their digital clock and stanza

They're building up tension when commercials do pass.

Never before has right wing propaganda

Disgusied as entertainmennt kicked so much ass!

COME ON!



JACK BAUER!

HE'S GOT THE POWER!

MINUTE BY MINUTE

AND HOUR AFTER HOUR!



HE'S HARDCORE!

GONNA STOP THE WAR!

AND HE AIN'T GONNA QUIT

'TILL HE HITS 24!

Goodbye 24
though I never watched you on TV
I missed on episode
had to buy the DVD



And Jack saved the day

he saved our lives

when the show came to an end

never going to the mens room

how did he hold it in?



Now I would like to thank you

for all the torturin’

that Jack and Chloey and CTU

and the first black president