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* [[Moral Event Horizon]]: Black Mage finally crosses this shortly after {{spoiler|he becomes evil incarnate in the Temple of Fiends.}}
* [[Moral Event Horizon]]: Black Mage finally crosses this shortly after {{spoiler|he becomes evil incarnate in the Temple of Fiends.}}
** Before that there was his plan to either [[But Liquor Is Quicker|get White Mage drunk and then rape her]], or - if the thing he bought was a paint thinner rather than liquor (not that he cared) - [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/07/24/episode-874-silence-implies-consent/ make her drink it anyway and then rape her corpse]. [[Even Evil Has Standards|Thief and Red Mage treated this as his MEH in-universe]].
** Before that there was his plan to either [[But Liquor Is Quicker|get White Mage drunk and then rape her]], or - if the thing he bought was a paint thinner rather than liquor (not that he cared) - [http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/07/24/episode-874-silence-implies-consent/ make her drink it anyway and then rape her corpse]. [[Even Evil Has Standards|Thief and Red Mage treated this as his MEH in-universe]].
{{quote| '''Thief''': You know she could die if she drinks this.<br />
{{quote|'''Thief''': You know she could die if she drinks this.
'''Black Mage''': The way I see it, the body takes a while to cool. So, either way, I get what I want.<br />
'''Black Mage''': The way I see it, the body takes a while to cool. So, either way, I get what I want.
'''Red Mage''': That... may be the worst thing you've ever said. }}
'''Red Mage''': That... may be the worst thing you've ever said. }}
** Red Mage's infamous chocobo experiments were his crossing of the MEH. Even ''Black Mage'' was horrified.
** Red Mage's infamous chocobo experiments were his crossing of the MEH. Even ''Black Mage'' was horrified.

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Thief: You know she could die if she drinks this.
Black Mage: The way I see it, the body takes a while to cool. So, either way, I get what I want.
Red Mage: That... may be the worst thing you've ever said.

  • Older Than You Think: Many concepts which some believe originated in 8-Bit Theater are actually much older, and appeared because Brian Clevinger was part of Final Fantasy Fandom. For instance: the Black Mage being non-human (this came from Final Fantasy IX and there are clues to this effect as far back as Final Fantasy III), White Mage being a woman (this was a common perception among fans), and the grouping of four White Mages defeating Chaos (winning the game was this party is an old test of mettle for players).
  • Squick: Witch-dragon relationship, "animal husbandry", most of the killings... you pick.
    • One of Red Mage's plans involved him watching chocobos mate for a few hours; when asked by Black Mage why he had to watch, he replied: Oh, I never said I had to.
    • Also, the cultists' "tea parties" take the cake.
    • The whole Face Full of Alien Wingwong thing with that eye monster and Red Mage.
  • Squishy Wizard: Black Mage, of course.
    • Although, BM has shown surprising ability to take beatings for a supposed Squishy Wizard. Not to mention he is apparently strong enough to kill a bunch of sea monsters using only his dagger.
  • Weird Al Effect: Some of the things that people believe to be true about Final Fantasy I is stuff that was invented by Clevinger rather than things that were inherent in the original game, such as Fighters being dim, Black Mages being sarcastic, White Mages being women, etc.
  • The Woobie: White Mage.