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== Book 1 ==
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'''Bumi''': "Lettuce Leaf?" }}
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'''Suki''': "I am a warrior. But I'm a girl too." }}
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'''June''': "Heh. Forget it."
'''Iroh''': "Plus we'll pay your weight in gold!"
'''June''': "Make it ''your'' weight in gold and we got a deal." }}
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'''Officer''': Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
'''Warden''': What?
'''Guard''': It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
'''Warden''': Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
'''Officer''': Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
'''Warden (angry)''': I'll decide what the point is, fool!
(Warden throws the man overboard)
'''Warden''': You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
'''Guard''': Sir?
'''Warden''': What!?
'''Guard''': That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir.
'''Warden''': Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it. }}
== Book 2 ==
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'''Aang''': "...This is just ''mud''!" }}
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[later]
'''Chong''': "Hey, I remember the last line now!" (plays) "''And diiiieeee....''" }}
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'''Chong''': "Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but ''I think that kid might be the Avatar.''"
'''Sokka''': (facepalm, explaining the mark) }}
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'''Sokka''': "I feel like I've lost a part of my identity.. it's like, if you lost your arrow, or Katara lost her... [[Buffy-Speak|hair-loopies.]]"<br />
'''Shopkeeper''': "Here you go, ponytail-guy."<br />
'''Sokka''': (sigh) "I used to be boomerang-guy..." }}
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'''Toph''': "Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!"
'''The Boulder''': "The Boulder is ''over'' his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE!!"
'''Toph''': "Whenever you're ready, The Pebble!" }}
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'''Sokka''': "I have a natural curiosity." }}
== Book 3 ==
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'''Sokka''': "Yup, we're idiots."
'''Aang''': "I guess [[Time for Plan B|Plan B]] is, we send a note to Toph saying it's from Katara."<br />
'''Sokka''': "I think we're gonna run into a similar problem." }}
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'''Zuko''': "It's not a dance. It's a sacred Firebending form."
'''Katara''': "Oh yeah? And what is this 'sacred' firebending form called?"
'''Zuko''': "...the Dancing Dragon." }}
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'''Guard''': "Uh, they ''are'' in a cooler, sir."
'''Warden''': "One that's ''bolted down'' and not ''floating in the water''!" }}
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'''Mai''': "I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. [[Machiavelli Was Wrong|I love Zuko more than I fear you.]]" }}
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'''[[Sugar and Ice Personality|Mai]]''': "Saving the jerk who dumped me." }}
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[...]<br />
'''Zuko''': [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka."]] }}
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{{quote|Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show.|'''Youtube Comment'''}}
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Book 1
Aang: "...Would you like to go penguin sledding with me?" |
Aang: "Everything freezes in there!" |
Katara: "Let us leave!" |
Aang: "Don't worry, Sokka - where we're going, you won't need any pants!" |
Sokka: "I'm sorry, I treated you like a girl when I should be treating you like a warrior..." |
Sokka: "I don't care what Aunt Wu says, YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH SOMETIME!!" |
Zuko: "If you find them I'll consider the damage to my ship paid for." |
Zuko: "For the last time, I'm not playing the tsungi horn." |
Warden: Tell me exactly what you saw. |
Book 2
Wizard: "You are wearing a ceremonial dress from each of the four bending nations! [...] Water! Earth! Fire! Air! FOUR ELEMENTS TOGETHER AS ONE!..." |
Chong: (sings) "Two lovers, forbidded from one another / A war divides their people / And the mountains divide them apart... (speaks) I forget the next line but the chorus goes (sings) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountains, secret secret secret secret TUNNEL!" |
Katara: (To Sokka) "Why's your forehead all red?" |
("Avatar Day" opens with Sokka losing his boomerang in the Rough Rhinos attack) |
The Boulder: "The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young, blind girl." |
Katara: "You've been hallucinating off cactus juice all day, and now you just lick something stuck to the wall of a cave?!" |
Book 3
Aang: "I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write!" |
Sokka: "Great. So we'll just use your new dance moves and tapdance our way to victory over the Fire Lord." |
Warden: "The prisoners are escaping! Guards! Capture them and throw them in the cooler!" |
Azula: "The thing I don't understand is why? Why would you do it? You know the consequences." |
Guard: "What are you doing?!" |
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Water, earth, fire, air. |
Long ago, the three books lived in harmony, |
Then, everything changed when M. Night Shyamalan attacked. |
Only Michael Dante DiMartino, Master of all three books, could stop him, |
But when the world needed him most, he vanished. |
Four years passed, and the internet has discovered the new Avatar, a waterbender named Korra. |
Although her bending skills are great, she has a lot to learn before she's ready to save anyone, but I believe, Korra can save this show.
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