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Goku powers up.
Scouter says power level.
Over 9000.

Over 9000
Is not funny anymore.
...Are they still on Namek?

- Vitanova

Muscly manly men
Collect glowing magic balls
And fight each other.

Krillin blows to bits
Goku gets pissed off badly
Turns his black hair gold.

Green One-Gender Race
Vomit eggs, no testicles?
Magic balls instead?

- DavidBowie

Old Mad Scientist
Makes teenagers super strong
And proceeds to die.