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Goku powers up.
Scouter says power level.
Over 9000.

Over 9000
Is not funny anymore.
...Are they still on Namek?

- Vitanova

Muscly manly men
Collect glowing magic balls
And fight each other.

Krillin blows to bits
Goku gets pissed off badly
Turns his black hair gold.

Green One Gender Race
Vomit eggs, no testicles?
Magic balls instead?

- DavidBowie

Old Mad Scientist
Makes teenagers super strong
And proceeds to die.