Cassie: Aaaaaaaah! Jake: Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout! Marco: Would you shut up? I'm trying to drive here! Jake: Car! Car! Car! (driver flips off Marco) Marco: That's rude. And totally uncalled for. BAM! Cassie: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Marco: Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out. BAM! BAM! BAM! Marco: Okay, so it's four trash cans. Jake: Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic! Marco:(yanks wheel right, bumps the sidewalk, grazes a parked car) BAM! BAM! BAM! Jake: Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!! Marco: I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.
Ziva: I'm driving. Tony: I'm dead. (later in the episode, Tony and Ziva arrive at the crime scene) Tony: This is going to suck. Ziva: Stop complaining. Tony: Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me. Ziva: I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted. Tony: I tried, but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake. Ziva: We made good time. Tony: Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road I couldn't even see.
Tony: Hey, not so fast! Ziva: I always drive fast! It’s the best way to avoid possible IEDs and ambushes. Tony: You’re in America now. I wouldn’t worry about it. How about this? Slow down or I’ll puke on you. Ziva: Tony, why don’t you like the American Civil War? Tony: I don’t want to talk about it. McGee: It’s because of his father. Tony: Was she talking to you, Probie? Ziva: Oh. You didn’t get along with your father. Hm… explains a lot. Tony: My father and I got along fine. Ziva: If you say so. I think it’s best to talk about things instead of burying them inside. McGee: What about you? Your father? Deputy Director David, what’s he like? (Ziva slams down more on the gas pedal)
Tony: Slow down, we’re taking the next left.
(The sound of car horns and screeching tires can be heard)
McGee: Ziva, car! Car! Car!
(Tony shouts)
Ziva: Sorry. First time behind the wheel after a six-month mission in the UK.
"A taxidriverman is what I want to be" "But there are no customers who want to ride with me" "I don't know why it could be that I'm almost blind" "But every street in Calcutta I can find"
"Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in" "Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in" "Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in" "Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman"
"I love to drive the taxi I like it very much" "Even though I have no license I always find the clutch" "I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet"
"And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street"