Fridge Logic/Quotes
"Wait a second... if the pit is bottomless, how exactly are you going to fill it with water?"
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"By the time you figure out what was wrong with that, it won't matter anymore!"
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"It's charming until you realize how many hidden cameras this guy must have set up to get all this footage."
—Bill Corbett Riff Trax: Batman and Robin
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"I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but wonder how creatures without arms could make such a device. Or tie up my friends."
—Antimony, Gunnerkrigg Court
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Seppel: "Wait a minute! What was Professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?!" |
"Wait a second, if their mission is to proliferate their DNA through procreation, why is there a gay guy in the group?!
—Linkara on New Guardians
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"I see now that my plan didn't make much sense."
—Noah, The Missing Lynx
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Melvin: It makes sense, if you think about it! |
"It's a lot like the iron boots in modern 3D Zelda games: you have these 200kg boots in your inventory; you're swimming in water; you open the menu and choose to put the boots 'on'; you sink to the bottom of the water. Are the boots only heavy when they're on your feet? (Maybe they're magical.)" |
Gabe: How can you say the Wonder Twins was about incest? I mean, just because he turns into water, and then she turns into an elephant, and then... Then they... They... Oh My God. And the monkey! Where does the monkey fit in? —Penny Arcade, "Activate"
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[Zoidberg's underwater house has just burnt down] |
Richard Castle: Perfect place for a murder. No one can hear you scream. —Castle, "The Last Call"
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"But he delivers it in such a homespun, likable way that you're already halfway home before you realize, 'Hey, that made no f@#$ing sense!'"
—Jon Stewart, on one of Rick Perry's statements[2]
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