Halo Combat Deformed/Quotes

Halo: Combat Deformed

"I guess we should abandon ship."

—Captain Keyes, after staring at a map for fifteen minutes

"I'll have you know this wonder of God was lovingly developed by twelve years of penis pumping and jelqueing!"

—Sergeant Johnson

"EVERYBODY SMILES AT KITTENS!"

—The Master Chief, about to kick Chips Dubbo in the testicles

"TALK LATER! RUN NOW!"

—The Master Chief

Halo 2 Idiots

"There was only one ship."

—The soon-to-be Arbiter, while holding up three fingers

"Oh, God! I think that last bullet bounced off my pelvic bone and went into my spleen."

—Private Dubbo, after taking a hit to the genitals once again

"Holy shit."

"Exactly."

—The Arbiter and the Prophet of Mercy

"Fate had us meet as foes, but this ring will make us lovers!"

—Gravemind

Chief-isms

"Holy organic donuts!"
"Sweet salamander's milk!"
"What the bunny buttersticks was that?!"
"GREAT SCUTTLEBUTT!"
"RUBBER DUCKY!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF Mary Poppins!"
"FUUUUNKYYYY OOOOOCTOOOOP—D'OH!"
"Oh, Twinkies."
"BAD...PIE!"
"GREAT Kurt Cobain'S GHOST!"
"SAVE ME, SPIDER-MAN!"

"UGLY Avril Lavigne!

"Great. Caesar's. Salad."

"GREAT GRAPE GATORADE!"

"How the Velvita am I supposed to know what top speed is?"

"Great Arnold Schwarzenegger's wrinkled biceps!"

"WHY THE MXYZPTLK DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!"

"Donald Trump'S UNRULY HAIR!"