Human Centipede the Musical

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Human Centipede: The Musical is a satirical adaptation of The Human Centipede. It can be viewed here.

Tropes used in Human Centipede the Musical include:

 Everyone: Don’t sew your mouth to my butt, and I won’t sew my butt to you. If we all keep out butts to ourselves, we can change the world.

 Lindsay: I haven’t seen a street sign in a while.

Jenny: That’s so weird. I thought Germans were supposed to be, like, really efficient.

 Voller: I smell danger! I want more!

 Narrator: This would be sad if they didn’t look so amusing.

 Narrator: Just so you know, everybody... you poop when you die!

  • Not Even Bothering with the Accent: Heiter, Kranz, and Voller.
  • Plot Hole: One lyric states, “Steve smiled until his last teeth were gone”, but Steve is at the front of the centipede.
  • The Pollyanna: Steve retains his cheerful demeanor even when he wakes up tied to a bed and finds out that he’ll be part of a human centipede.
  • Rock Bottom

 Jenny: What are we gonna do? We blew a tire, and we don’t know where we are! This literally could not be any worse!

Narrator: Or could it!?

 Jenny: We’re dangerously unprotected.

Lindsay: That’s what she said.

 Jenny: We don’t know where we are, and we don’t have phones, and we’re just two girls, and the horror movie really writes itself here!

Lindsay: Okay, relax. This is real life, not a horror movie.

 Narrator: Poop jokes! This is art!