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Phoenix: Look, if you want my advice and before you get any ideas, I'd just forget dating altogether. It gets you into nothing but trouble and everyone will make fun of your sweater.

Rigby: (to Godot) Why do you have a toaster on your face?

Cindy: Whatchu do, H-Lizzle? You dealin'? Heloise: Dealing? Well... sort of. I deal misery~ Cindy: .... So you deal coke? Aight, dat's cool, dat's cool.

Benson: You look about as good as I feel. Worth: ... I look like a disgruntled gumball machine? Good to know.

Robot Santa: YELLING IS VERY NAUGHTY! Dr. Chipotle Jr.: SCREW YOU, SANTA! DR. CHIPOTLE JR. NEVER GOT ANY PRESENTS!!

Thrasher: Man, what was Mordecai thinking dating her? Killing the ex after a bad breakup happens a lot on my planet, but I didn't think some bird guy would do it... Yakko: (If he was drinking something, he'd do a spit-take right here) Wait, what?! Thrasher: Yaknow, he said "That's for ripping my heart out, bitch"? She must've dumped him pretty bad! (laughs) Yakko: (you just get a stare for that, you idiot) Woah, dumber than advertised.

Blurr: And YOU, human, are what I completely expected to see seeing as humans practically dominate the terrestrial planet from which this world takes inspiration from and thus most of the inhabitants are human in structure or in nature so that really isn't quite a surprise to me HOWEVER I'm sure there are a number of things you didn't quite expect to see today so REALLY am I the last one you think you would be seeing because I'm pretty sure that something completely insane like a man dressed in a suit to look like a flying mammal is completely normal where you come from- The Riddler: That's great, robot sir, but please, shut up. You'll ruin my concentration.

Logs Community

Heloise: Just remember... you have the potential. You just have to fight those pointless feelings of regret and live up to it. You could be just another prankster... Or THE Prankster. Your choice. Yakko: In that case, I'll take the third option. Heloise: ... Yakko: -- I'll just be myself.

Audrey II: (after having a harpoon thrown in his face) AIN'T YO MOMMA EVER TEACH YA NOT TO INTERRUPT SOMEONE WHILE THEY'RE EATIN', BOY?!? Veser: My mama never taught me SHIT!!

Trevor:What would be the worst scenario you can imagine? Rigby:Having to listen to your speeches for the rest of eternity?

Crack Community

Phoenix: (on the subject of sins) Well I went cow-tipping when I was a kid, does that count for anything? Lucius: Only if you're a Buddhist.

Yakko: (to Phoenix) You sure you're a lawyer? Phoenix: Sure I'm sure. I have the badge and everything. Yakko: Wonder if Satan's tried out those new ice skates by now. Lucius: What was that...?

Yakko: Whaddaya want all the lightbulbs for, anyway? MegaVolt: So I can set them free to roam in the wild, what else? (beat) Yakko: (proceeds to hysterically laugh at him)

Murdoc: (regarding a mac n' cheese Jell-o shot) Great ice-breaker, though. "Ay, want a mac and cheese Jell-o shot?" "What the hell are those?" Then you end up in bed with Katy Perry. (shrugs)

Deadpool: Did I just sex the Fourth Wall out of you?!