Killer Rabbit/Quotes
She was as terrifying as she was adorable. Her tone was so sunny, it sounded like she was announcing picnic plans. An instant later, I was rushing to prepare an entrenchment, practically crying.
—Visha's POV, Saga of Tanya the Evil Vol. 1
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Tell the ultimate bio-weapon to stop licking you.
—Ervoth von Lucifuge, Starslip Crisis
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I think they are deadly poisonous Zanzibar hamsters.
—Yozef Norden's infamous line in Metal Gear 2:Solid Snake
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Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless.
—Druid's Call flavour text, Magic: The Gathering
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"Pathetic? He's Hitler with a tail! This is the Omen with whiskers! Nostradamus didn't see this thing coming!"
—Ernie, Mousehunt
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"What kind of mocking God created creatures with poofy ears and big black noses that don't want belly rubs?"
—Lore Sjoberg, The Book Of Ratings, "Marsupials"
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Gabe: Don't just run over there and attack it. We should check him out first. |
"Attention! Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, attention! There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help!"
—Officer Lopez, Night of the Lepus
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"Cuddly widdle bears of death!?"
—Tabitha Smith, Nextwave
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What a cute little girl.
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Clarkson : That is a, um, rabbit. I think it's going to attack me, look, it's poised. —Top Gear goes to Africa and is slightly disappointed by the quality of the wildlife encounters.
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"I think I made the fish too hardcore" |
"They got big furry tails, long and droopy ears like a dog, and their face finishes the rest of their cuteness. Of course these cute factors run away when you start to see them slaughter your team with powerful magic spells if you find them as enemies."
—Troper describing the Nu Mou.
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"Haymitch had his own troubles over in the woods, where the fluffy golden squirrels turned out to be carnivorous and attacked in packs, and the butterfly stings brought agony if not death."
—Katniss Everdeen, Catching Fire
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The platypus is mother nature's way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking cripple you."
—Alex Levinton of Cracked, on the 6 cutest animals that can still destroy you.
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"It's surprising how well cute and vicious go together."
—A Squirrel token card for Magic: The Gathering
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"You should have hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable!"
—Marceline, after the Dimple Plant becomes a giant mutated monster, Adventure Time
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