Killing the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs

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The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department. —Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book

So, you've got a source of benefit or profit. It doesn't provide a lot at any one time, but it's constant and guaranteed -- it'll always be there for you, and it will never run out.

But for some people a little all the time, forever, isn't good enough. They want all of it, right now, and screw tomorrow. So they decide to muck around with the source -- crack it open or change how it works -- with the intent of maximizing their immediate returns. Only when they do that, they gain nothing and it stops working.

This is Killing the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs -- destroying a source of slow and/or small but guaranteed profit or advantage out of a desire for larger, more immediate gains. In some cases this is because of a fallacious belief that the source, whatever it is, already contains all the possible profit or benefit it can produce and is simply doling it out a bit at a time. Sometimes it comes of an arrogant (but false) belief that the one making the changes understands exactly what's happening and knows just what's needed to make it produce even more of what they want. Spoiler: they don't.

When it shows up in a story, it is almost always An Aesop about impatience and greed.

The Trope Namer is, unsurprisingly, a fable from Aesop.

See also Solid Gold Poop, Step Three: Profit.

Examples of Killing the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs include:

Film

• The original fable was adapted by Russian filmmakers in 1994's Assia and the Hen with the Golden Eggs.
• Averted in 1990's Pretty Woman. Richard Gere plays a corporate raider character, who has up until this point made himself very rich precisely by buying and killing multiple Golden Geese belonging to other people. After Vivian asks him an Armor-Piercing Question about what he creates as a result of all his effort, however, he decides to partner with the owner of his current target and run it for the long term instead.

Literature

• This is a Discussed Trope in Isaac Asimov's 1956 short story "Pâté de Foie Gras". The narrator has a goose that lays golden eggs, and non-invasive tests show that there's something in its liver that takes radiation from the environment and produces the gold (which provides a Title Drop in the story), but he's worried that any invasive examination, even a biopsy, would "kill" the process. The story ends with an appeal to the readers to figure out what's going on. (The story's Wikipedia page gives away part of the solution.)
• The 13 Clocks had a woman who cried gemstones whenever she was sad. Unfortunately by the time the heroes came around, her tears had dried up completely due to people telling her so many sad stories. However... she also cried gems when she laughs hard only for them to turn back into water after two weeks. Long enough for the heroes' purpose.

Oral Tradition, Folklore, Myths and Legends

• The Trope Namer and Trope Codifier is Aesop's fable [[w:The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs|The Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs], numbered 87 in the Perry Index.
• In the mythology of Hawaii, the princess Hainuwele was always retreating to a private place and coming back with jewelry, dishes, and other precious items. Some greedy people killed her to raid her private stash. They discovered only a privy, as she had been defecating the valuables.

Video Games

• Dragon Quest IV features Rosa, an elf-maiden who cries rubies as tears. She's killed by a group of humans who hunt her for her ability. Her death is the Big Bad's Start of Darkness.

Western Animation

• Golden Yeggs (Warner Bros, 1950) is another film adaptation of the original story.

Real Life

• Verizon's castration of tumblr in 2018: a ham-handed and tone-deaf effort to sanitize what was then the Net's largest microblogging site in order to attract more advertising revenue and monetize its communities for fandoms and social movements resulted instead in users abandoning the site by the millions and its valuation plunging from over a billion US dollars to just a few million in a matter of weeks. Verizon was ultimately forced to sell the site only eight months later at a fraction of a penny on the dollar compared to what it paid to acquire it.
• Narrowly averted by OnlyFans, which started going down the same road as tumblr in 2021 but apparently was able to learn from tumblr's example -- within two weeks of announcing its intent to restrict "adult" content OnlyFans abruptly reversed course, stopping a similar user base flight which had begun with the initial announcement.
• This is the basic modus operandi of the classic corporate raider: Find a company that is marginal, making a small but reliable profit, buy it, then dismember it and sell off its pieces and assets for an immediate profit, killing the company in the process. Frequently justified with the claim that if the company didn't have the money to defend itself from a hostile takeover, it didn't deserve to keep operating.
• As many commentators (including Frank Zappa in the page quote) have noted over the past few decades, the tunnel-vision focus Wall Street has had on next-quarter profits over any other benefit or metric has proven to be to the detriment of any public company that attempts strategic long-term planning. Companies that were trying to be the next IBM or Sears with a century-plus lifespan have been driven out of business either by sacrificing less-profitable but necessary divisions to satisfy their investors' demands for immediate dividends and higher share prices, or by having their stock prices tanked when they insist on planning and investing for the long term in defiance of their shareholders -- assuming the shareholders don't vote the forward-thinking officers out and replace them with someone more amenable to fast cash at the cost of everything else.