Kirby/Haiku
Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Little pink puff-ball
Sucks, but not in a bad way
Go get 'em, Kirby!
—Willy Four Eyes
A cute pink beanbag
Fights to save a Sugar Bowl
From Cosmic Horrors.
—Trigger Loaded
What harm could you do?
Whoa, you just sucked up tons of
Baddies. How awesome!
—Iceguppie
He's a suckup
Wait, is he a UFO?!
That's freaking awesome!
—Test Your Might
Dream Land in trouble?!
Here comes Kirby! Never fear,
Real Men Wear Pink!
—RL Yoshi
Good-bye, Waddle Doo
Press down on the D-Pad now
Beam it, Waddle Dee!
Magolor wants parts
Uh-oh, now he's big and scary
You'd better ask Landia
—Pseudodino
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