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Love's Heartstrings is one of infamous Fanfic writer Sue Mary's stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose Hannah Montana and Po of Kung Fu Panda as the star-crossed lovers.

The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "Coughy" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save John McClane from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by ~~MC King Kong Mushi~~ "Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father ~~Billy Ray Cyrus~~ Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.

As one can imagine from that summary, Love's Heartstrings is chock-full of Narm, Rouge Angles of Satin, and features the most bizarre examples of Ron the Death Eater and Draco in Leather Pants ever seen in fanfiction.

Tropes used in Love's Heartstrings include:

Big No: Though it's actually spelled as a "Big Moo".
Black Comedy Rape: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping Po is just too narmy to be taken seriously.
Cameo: "The Guy from Dye Hard", "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa", and even Nurse Ratchet appear in the story for no reason other than perceived Author Appeal.
Crack Pairing / Crossover Ship: Hannah and Po.
Crossover
Did Not Do the Research: "Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa" is actually named MC King Kong Mushi and he's a spider, not an octopus.
Disappeared Dad: After raping Po, Billy Ray Cyrus "went gone". He returns for a final showdown at the story's conclusion.
Funetik Aksent: A staple of Sue Mary's stories.
I Am Not Shazam: Po is only called by his actual name once in the whole story. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled variant of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as Poo).
Non-Indicative Name: About halfway through the story, the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appear. There is never a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again.
Rape as Drama: Attempted, see Black Comedy Rape.
Double Standard Rape (Male on Male): Double-subverted, in effect?
The Power of Love: Hannah and Po use this to defeat ~~Billy Ray~~ Rubray.
Unusual Euphemism: During the final battle, Billy Ray Cyrus "aws naked and they could see his huge 'kelp bunny'."
- It gives the mancarrot a run for its money.
Word Salad Title: Both Love's Heartstrings and Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan.

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-'''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]''' is one of infamous [[Fanfic]] writer [[Sue Mary (Creator)|Sue Mary]]'s stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose [[Hannah Montana]] and Po of ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]'' [[Crack Pairing|as the star-crossed lovers]].
+'''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130403042834/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6672938/1/Loves_Heartstrings Love's Heartstrings]''' is one of infamous [[Fanfic]] writer [[Sue Mary]]'s stories. Stating that she didn't have enough "romanse" in her fanfiction, she wrote what is certainly the romantic drama of the ages... and chose [[Hannah Montana]] and Po of ''[[Kung Fu Panda]]'' [[Crack Pairing|as the star-crossed lovers]].
-The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Die Hard (Film)|John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by <s> MC King Kong Mushi</s> "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father <s> Billy Ray Cyrus</s> Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.
+The "story" begins with both Hannah and Po both feeling that they "lack the happy tru relashunships", but a chance encounter at "Tarbucks" over a cup of "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Coughy]]" changes everything. Impressed by Po's ability to save [[Die Hard|John McClane]] from terrorists, Hannah agrees to go on a date with him. After a dinner at "Red Loster" and an inexplicable cameo by <s> MC King Kong Mushi</s> "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocopose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", they are firmly in love. But Hannah's abusive and alcoholic father <s> Billy Ray Cyrus</s> Rubray Cryust interferes and causes a horrible tragedy.
 As one can imagine from that summary, ''Love's Heartstrings'' is chock-full of [[Narm]], [[Rouge Angles of Satin]], and features the most bizarre examples of [[Ron the Death Eater]] and [[Draco in Leather Pants]] ever seen in fanfiction.
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-=== This fanfic provides examples Of: ===
 * [[Big No]]: Though it's actually spelled as a "[[Rouge Angles of Satin|Big Moo]]".
 * [[Black Comedy Rape]]: Unintentional, but the idea of Billy Ray Cyrus raping ''[[But You Screw One Goat!|Po]]'' is just too [[Narm|narmy]] to be taken seriously.
-* [[Cameo]]: "The Guy from [[Die Hard (Film)|Dye Hard]]", "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest|Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived [[Author Appeal]].
+* [[Cameo]]: "The Guy from [[Die Hard|Dye Hard]]", "[[Parappa the Rapper|Da Ocapose Guy from Prappa Rappa]]", and even [[One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest|Nurse Ratchet]] appear in the story for no reason other than perceived [[Author Appeal]].
 * [[Crack Pairing]] / [[Crossover Ship]]: Hannah and Po.
 * [[Crossover]]
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 * [[I Am Not Shazam]]: Po is only called by his actual name ''once'' in the whole story. Every other time he's referred to as some misspelled variant of Kung Fu Panda (and one other time as [[Winnie the Pooh|Poo]]).
 * [[Non-Indicative Name]]: About halfway through the story, the words "Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan" appear. There is never a Kung Fu King or a place called Kackistan mentioned again.
-* [[Rape As Drama]]: Attempted, see [[Black Comedy Rape]].
+* [[Rape as Drama]]: Attempted, see [[Black Comedy Rape]].
-* [[Double Standard Rape (Male On Male)]]: Double-subverted, in effect?
+* [[Double Standard Rape (Male on Male)]]: Double-subverted, in effect?
 * [[The Power of Love]]: Hannah and Po use this to defeat <s> Billy Ray</s> Rubray.
 * [[Unusual Euphemism]]: During the final battle, Billy Ray Cyrus "aws naked and they could see his huge 'kelp bunny'."
-** It gives [[Forbiden Fruit the Tempation of Edward Cullen|the mancarrot]] a run for its money.
+** It gives [[Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen|the mancarrot]] a run for its money.
 * [[Word Salad Title]]: Both ''Love's Heartstrings'' and Chapter 3: The Kung-Fu King of Kackistan.
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-[[Category:Loves Heartstrings]]
+[[Category:Love's Heartstrings]]
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