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{{quote| ''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}}
{{quote|''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}}


The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town with a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off.
The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town with a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off.
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* [[Adam Westing]] - [[Bruce Campbell]] plays himself as a drunk, surly, borderline broke B-actor living in a trailer.
* [[Adam Westing]] - [[Bruce Campbell]] plays himself as a drunk, surly, borderline broke B-actor living in a trailer.
* [[Almost Kiss]] - Mercilessy played with Bruce and Kelly.
* [[Almost Kiss]] - Mercilessy played with Bruce and Kelly.
{{quote| '''Bruce''': For the love of ''God'' man! I can smell her ''chapstick!''}}
{{quote|'''Bruce''': For the love of ''God'' man! I can smell her ''chapstick!''}}
* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: "You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaws]] over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy."
* [[Awesome but Impractical]]: "You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of [[Chainsaw Good|chainsaws]] over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy."
* [[Genre Savvy]] - Jeff, except his choice of heroes turns out not to translate well into real life. Bruce later plays the trope straight when he finally snaps into hero mode.
* [[Genre Savvy]] - Jeff, except his choice of heroes turns out not to translate well into real life. Bruce later plays the trope straight when he finally snaps into hero mode.
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* [[Weaksauce Weakness]] - Guan-Di cannot hurt anyone who eats bean curd, or allow any bean curd to come to harm.
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]] - Guan-Di cannot hurt anyone who eats bean curd, or allow any bean curd to come to harm.
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]/[[Anything That Moves]]
* [[Your Cheating Heart]]/[[Anything That Moves]]
{{quote| '''Bruce''': Why did we ever break up?<br />
{{quote|'''Bruce''': Why did we ever break up?
'''Cheryl''': You slept with the dog sitter.<br />
'''Cheryl''': You slept with the dog sitter.
'''Bruce''': One lousy mistake!<br />
'''Bruce''': One lousy mistake!
'''Cheryl''': ''All'' of them.<br />
'''Cheryl''': ''All'' of them.
'''Bruce''': Ten lousy mistakes! }}
'''Bruce''': Ten lousy mistakes! }}
* [[Your Secrets Safe With Me Superman]]
* [[Your Secrets Safe With Me Superman]]

Revision as of 10:27, 8 August 2014


Mr. Campbell makes soup. My name is Bruce.

The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, has a problem. After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war and bean curd loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit the man himself, presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, Cave Alien 2, to fight the demon off.

Sadly for him, Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from Evil Dead; he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that shit is about to get way too real.

Just another ordinary day in the life of a hero.

There's a sequel on its way, titled My Name is Still Bruce: Bruce vs. Frankenstein. Groovy.


This film contains examples of:

Bruce: For the love of God man! I can smell her chapstick!

Bruce: Why did we ever break up?
Cheryl: You slept with the dog sitter.
Bruce: One lousy mistake!
Cheryl: All of them.
Bruce: Ten lousy mistakes!