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{{quote| ''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}}
{{quote| ''Mr. Campbell makes soup. [[Title Drop|My name is Bruce.]]''}}


The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town With a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off.
The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, [[Town with a Dark Secret|has a problem.]] After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war [[Odd Job Gods|and bean curd]] loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit [[Bruce Campbell|the man himself,]] presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, ''[[There's No B in Movie|Cave Alien 2]]'', to fight the demon off.


Sadly for him, [[Nice Character, Mean Actor|Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from]] ''[[Evil Dead]];'' he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that [[Hilarity Ensues|shit is about to get way too real.]]
Sadly for him, [[Nice Character, Mean Actor|Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from]] ''[[Evil Dead]];'' he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that [[Hilarity Ensues|shit is about to get way too real.]]
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* [[Magnificent Bastard]]: [[Invoked Trope|Invoked by name]] by Bruce after Jeff mentions Bruce's agent, Miles.
* [[Magnificent Bastard]]: [[Invoked Trope|Invoked by name]] by Bruce after Jeff mentions Bruce's agent, Miles.
* [[Odd Job Gods]] - [[Romance of the Three Kingdoms|Guan]]-[[Dynasty Warriors|Di]], the Chinese spirit of war... and ''bean curd.''
* [[Odd Job Gods]] - [[Romance of the Three Kingdoms|Guan]]-[[Dynasty Warriors|Di]], the Chinese spirit of war... and ''bean curd.''
* [[Shout Out]]:
* [[Shout-Out]]:
** Several of Bruce's movies get mentioned frequently. Mostly [[Bubba Hotep]] and his films with [[Sam Raimi]].
** Several of Bruce's movies get mentioned frequently. Mostly [[Bubba Ho-Tep]] and his films with [[Sam Raimi]].
** The brand name of the liquor that Bruce drinks is "Shemp." The [[Sam Raimi]] films in which Bruce stars coined the term [[Fake Shemp]].
** The brand name of the liquor that Bruce drinks is "Shemp." The [[Sam Raimi]] films in which Bruce stars coined the term [[Fake Shemp]].
** Jeff drives an Olds Delta 88, a beige one, natch. This car is a trademark car of [[Sam Raimi]] films.
** Jeff drives an Olds Delta 88, a beige one, natch. This car is a trademark car of [[Sam Raimi]] films.
* [[Stock Scream]]: The famous "Wilhelm Scream" was used when Bruce accidentally shot a little kid's father.
* [[Stock Scream]]: The famous "Wilhelm Scream" was used when Bruce accidentally shot a little kid's father.
* [[There's No B in Movie]] - All of Bruce's films.
* [[There's No B in Movie]] - All of Bruce's films.
* [[Town With a Dark Secret]] - Gold Lick
* [[Town with a Dark Secret]] - Gold Lick
* [[Villain Song]] - Guan-Di Is His Name
* [[Villain Song]] - Guan-Di Is His Name
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]] - Guan-Di cannot hurt anyone who eats bean curd, or allow any bean curd to come to harm.
* [[Weaksauce Weakness]] - Guan-Di cannot hurt anyone who eats bean curd, or allow any bean curd to come to harm.

Revision as of 04:27, 9 April 2014


 Mr. Campbell makes soup. My name is Bruce.

The quaint little town of Gold Lick, Oregon, has a problem. After a group of horny teenagers trying to get laid in a cemetery accidentally let an ancient Chinese spirit of war and bean curd loose upon their homes, Gold Lick's small population (339) gets a little smaller every day. Thus, a local Bruce Campbell fan named Jeff decides to do the logical thing: recruit the man himself, presently shooting his latest film masterpiece, Cave Alien 2, to fight the demon off.

Sadly for him, Bruce is hardly the fearless action hero Jeff remembers from Evil Dead; he's a narcissistic, nervous wreck with a failing career and love life who spends his evenings drunk-dialing his ex-wife. Unaware of the danger at hand, believing instead that he's performing in a top secret movie project, Bruce meanders through Gold Lick, arming himself to the teeth in preparation for his confrontation with the demon Guan-Di. Little does he realize, of course, that shit is about to get way too real.

Just another ordinary day in the life of a hero.

There's a sequel on its way, titled My Name is Still Bruce: Bruce vs. Frankenstein. Groovy.


This film contains examples of:

 Bruce: For the love of God man! I can smell her chapstick!

 Bruce: Why did we ever break up?

Cheryl: You slept with the dog sitter.

Bruce: One lousy mistake!

Cheryl: All of them.

Bruce: Ten lousy mistakes!