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{{quote|''[[Flat What|But Timmy din't knew]] [[Karl Marx|Karl Mark]], he only read [[Plato]]'s ''[[The Republic|Republic]]''. [[Talkative Loon|"Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule.]] [[Did Not Do the Research|Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed."]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Damn mangoes. Those fibers never fooled me.]]''}}
{{quote| [[[[Flat What]] But Timmy din't knew Karl Mark, he only read Plato's
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Republic.]] [[[[Talkative Loon]] "Timocracy is the way an honoured society
should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule.]]
[[[[Did Not Do the Research]] Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be
destroyed."]] [[[[Crowning Moment of Funny]] Damn mangoes. Those fibers never
fooled me.]]


''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5718648/1/Roots_of_Life_A_Cradle_to_Love
''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5718648/1/Roots_of_Life_A_Cradle_to_Love Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love]'' is a ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' fanfiction by the infamous [[Comics Nix]].
Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love]] is a ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' fanfiction
by the infamous [[Comics Nix]].


The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his [[Ass Shove|anus]], causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - [[Interspecies Romance|a flower]].
The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon
dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter,
Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his
[[Ass Shove|anus]], causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he
goes for the nearest female - [[Interspecies Romance|a flower]].


True to [[Comics Nix]] form, [[[[Rouge Angles of Satin]] every other word is spelled
True to Comics Nix form, [[Rouge Angles of Satin|every other word is spelled wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex|insane nonsense]] to [[Shown Their Work|horrifying accuracy]], and it's disturbingly [[So Bad It's Good|hilarious]].
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wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[[[Anatomically Impossible Sex]] insane
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nonsense]] to [[Shown Their Work|horrifying accuracy]], and it's
disturbingly [[So Bad It's Good|hilarious]].

=== Tropes:
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* [[Crack Fic]]: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
* [[Crack Fic]]: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: So. Very. Many. Special mention goes to the
* [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]: So. Very. Many. Special mention goes to the pseudo quotes of [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and [[Plato]].
pseudo quotes of [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and [[Plato]].
** Also; "poop ladybug."
** Also; "poop ladybug."
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The quotes by [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The quotes by [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and [[Plato]]. Just... Those.
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* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Less so than a lot of [[Comics Nix]]'s other work, surprisingly.
[[Plato]]. Just... Those.
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* [[Gross Out Show]]: Less so than a lot of [[Comics Nix]]'s other work, surprisingly.
* [[Lemon]]: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower.
* [[Lemon]]: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower.
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: Especially with the description of his penis.
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: Especially with the description of his penis.
* [[Shown Their Work]]: He uses the term gynoecium correctly AND spells it
* [[Shown Their Work]]: He uses the term gynoecium correctly AND spells it right. Seriously.
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** Also, he uses the terms senescence and [[Squick|phimosis]] accurately.
right. Seriously.
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* [[So Bad It's Good|So Insane It's Freaking]] [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarious]]: Possibly Comics Nix's [[Beyond the Impossible|most insane work]].
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** Also, he uses the terms senescence and [[Squick|phimosis]]
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* [[Talkative Loon]]: Comics Nix himself is one in his role as the narrator. Seriously, he's insane.
accurately.
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* [[So Bad It's Good|So Insane It's Freaking]] [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarious]]:
Possibly [[Comics Nix|ComicsNix's]] [[Beyond the Impossible|most insane work]].
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* [[Talkative Loon]]: [[Comics Nix]] himself is one in his role as the narrator.
Seriously, he's insane.
* [[Troll Fic]]: And a damn fine one at that.
* [[Troll Fic]]: And a damn fine one at that.


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Latest revision as of 15:14, 21 August 2014

But Timmy din't knew Karl Mark, he only read Plato's Republic. "Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule. Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed." Damn mangoes. Those fibers never fooled me.

Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love is a Fairly Oddparents fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his anus, causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - a flower.

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is spelled wrong, the sex ping-pongs from insane nonsense to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.

Tropes used in Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love include:
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