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True to [[Comics Nix]] form, [[[[Rouge Angles of Satin]] every other word is spelled |
True to [[Comics Nix]] form, [[[[Rouge Angles of Satin]] every other word is spelled |
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wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[[[Anatomically |
wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[[[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]] insane |
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nonsense]] to [[Shown Their Work|horrifying accuracy]], and it's |
nonsense]] to [[Shown Their Work|horrifying accuracy]], and it's |
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disturbingly [[So Bad It's Good|hilarious]]. |
disturbingly [[So Bad It's Good|hilarious]]. |
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* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The quotes by [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and |
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The quotes by [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Karl Marx]], and |
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[[Plato]]. Just... Those. |
[[Plato]]. Just... Those. |
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* [[Gross-Out Show]]: Less so than a lot of [[Comics Nix]]'s other work, surprisingly. |
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* [[Lemon]]: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower. |
* [[Lemon]]: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower. |
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* [[Nausea Fuel]]: Especially with the description of his penis. |
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: Especially with the description of his penis. |
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Revision as of 18:53, 26 January 2014
{{quote| [[Flat What But Timmy din't knew Karl Mark, he only read Plato's }} Republic.]] [[Talkative Loon "Timocracy is the way an honoured society should be ruled. Plants and flowers are not free from this rule.]] [[Did Not Do the Research Only mangos, they are anarchists and must be destroyed."]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny Damn mangoes. Those fibers never fooled me.]]
[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5718648/1/Roots_of_Life_A_Cradle_to_Love Roots of Life: A Cradle to Love]] is a Fairly Oddparents fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.
The plot starts when Timmy Turner is forced to clean his pigeon dung-filled, menstrual blood-covered bathroom by his evil babysitter, Vicky. However, the toothbrush he uses to do so becomes lodged in his anus, causing him to inexplicably be aroused. Naturally, he goes for the nearest female - a flower.
True to Comics Nix form, [[Rouge Angles of Satin every other word is spelled wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex insane nonsense]] to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.
=== Tropes:
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- Crack Fic: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
- Crowning Moment of Funny: So. Very. Many. Special mention goes to the
pseudo quotes of Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and Plato.
- Also; "poop ladybug."
- Did Not Do the Research: The quotes by Abraham Lincoln, Karl Marx, and
Plato. Just... Those.
- Gross-Out Show: Less so than a lot of Comics Nix's other work, surprisingly.
- Lemon: Between a Timmy Turner and a goddamn flower.
- Nausea Fuel: Especially with the description of his penis.
- Shown Their Work: He uses the term gynoecium correctly AND spells it
right. Seriously.
- Also, he uses the terms senescence and phimosis
accurately.
Possibly ComicsNix's most insane work.
- Talkative Loon: Comics Nix himself is one in his role as the narrator.
Seriously, he's insane.
- Troll Fic: And a damn fine one at that.