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* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Tikal. She answers only to The Directors.
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: Tikal. She answers only to The Directors.
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]/[[Precision F-Strike]]: Episode 6. [[Lampshade Hanging|Even with a counter in the corner]].
* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]/[[Precision F-Strike]]: Episode 6. [[Lampshade Hanging|Even with a counter in the corner]].
{{quote| Sonic (after Tails causes an avalanche): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!<br />
{{quote|Sonic (after Tails causes an avalanche): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Knuckles: Fucking Sonic and his fucking face and his fucking shoes and his fucking... Fuck! ''[[Sonic 3 and Knuckles|Sonic And Knuckles]]'' was a great game! }}
Knuckles: Fucking Sonic and his fucking face and his fucking shoes and his fucking... Fuck! ''[[Sonic 3 and Knuckles|Sonic And Knuckles]]'' was a great game! }}
* [[Comedic Sociopathy]]
* [[Comedic Sociopathy]]
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* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules I Have A Big Fat Ass]]
* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules I Have A Big Fat Ass]]
* [[Shout-Out]]: Plenty.
* [[Shout-Out]]: Plenty.
{{quote| Big: I can't swim because of that [[One Piece|Devil Fruit]] I ate the other day.<br />
{{quote|Big: I can't swim because of that [[One Piece|Devil Fruit]] I ate the other day.<br />
Knuckles: [[300|This is MADNESS!]]<br />
Knuckles: [[300|This is MADNESS!]]<br />
Tikal: [[Ocarina of Time|Hey! Listen!]] }}
Tikal: [[Ocarina of Time|Hey! Listen!]] }}
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* [[Star Fox (series)|Star Fox]]: Since he's a big fan,you will hear Tails reference them in almost every episode.
* [[Star Fox (series)|Star Fox]]: Since he's a big fan,you will hear Tails reference them in almost every episode.
* [[Take That]]: To [[Walt Disney|Disney]] in Episode 12.
* [[Take That]]: To [[Walt Disney|Disney]] in Episode 12.
{{quote| '''Knuckles(talking to Chaos 6)''': You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered '''BY ME!''' That's what you get for buying out [[Marvel Comics]],you anti-semetic douche!}}
{{quote|'''Knuckles(talking to Chaos 6)''': You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered '''BY ME!''' That's what you get for buying out [[Marvel Comics]],you anti-semetic douche!}}
* [[The Unintelligible]]: Chaos. "BLARGH!"
* [[The Unintelligible]]: Chaos. "BLARGH!"
* [[The Unseen]]: The Directors, who are in fact {{spoiler|1=CrashnBash and The Bizarre Guitarist}}.
* [[The Unseen]]: The Directors, who are in fact {{spoiler|1=CrashnBash and The Bizarre Guitarist}}.
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Knuckles at the start of episode 12.
* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: Knuckles at the start of episode 12.
{{quote| Knuckles: Grrr, angry, [[Hulk Speak|Knuckles is angry!]] I've had it with these flashbacks and that high pitched fucking voice, those hallucinations and... Sonic. God, Sonic! [[Pyromaniac|Where are my matches? I need to burn things! Burn that temple dow]]--Goddammit someone beat me to it. Well I don't hear anybody screaming, I don't smell burning flesh, so my day can get better. I need to throw something in there, people, kittens, children,... [[Department of Redundancy Department|kittens]], again. Where are the kittens.}}
{{quote|Knuckles: Grrr, angry, [[Hulk Speak|Knuckles is angry!]] I've had it with these flashbacks and that high pitched fucking voice, those hallucinations and... Sonic. God, Sonic! [[Pyromaniac|Where are my matches? I need to burn things! Burn that temple dow]]--Goddammit someone beat me to it. Well I don't hear anybody screaming, I don't smell burning flesh, so my day can get better. I need to throw something in there, people, kittens, children,... [[Department of Redundancy Department|kittens]], again. Where are the kittens.}}
* [[Valley Girl]]: Amy.
* [[Valley Girl]]: Amy.
* [[Your Mom]]: Tails does this frequently.
* [[Your Mom]]: Tails does this frequently.

Revision as of 14:08, 8 August 2014

An Abridged Series of gameplay footage of Sonic Adventure made by CrashnBash of YouTube. Season 2 is slowly(but currently) in production as of now. YMMV page can be found here.


This abridged series provides examples of:

Sonic (after Tails causes an avalanche): Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Knuckles: Fucking Sonic and his fucking face and his fucking shoes and his fucking... Fuck! Sonic And Knuckles was a great game!

Big: I can't swim because of that Devil Fruit I ate the other day.

Knuckles: This is MADNESS!

Tikal: Hey! Listen!

    • The last episode is just a collection of memes.
  • Star Fox: Since he's a big fan,you will hear Tails reference them in almost every episode.
  • Take That: To Disney in Episode 12.

Knuckles(talking to Chaos 6): You know, you remind me a lot about Disney. You're fat, you're frozen, and you're about to be shattered BY ME! That's what you get for buying out Marvel Comics,you anti-semetic douche!

Knuckles: Grrr, angry, Knuckles is angry! I've had it with these flashbacks and that high pitched fucking voice, those hallucinations and... Sonic. God, Sonic! Where are my matches? I need to burn things! Burn that temple dow--Goddammit someone beat me to it. Well I don't hear anybody screaming, I don't smell burning flesh, so my day can get better. I need to throw something in there, people, kittens, children,... kittens, again. Where are the kittens.