SpongeBob SquarePants/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Pineapple dweller
Has undersea adventures
With his wacky friends.

Submitted by Outta The BLAM

It's about a sponge
That lives in a pineapple?
How does this make sense?

—Straight Flame

There was an ugly
Barnacle, so ugly eve-
Ryone died. The end.

—Johnny Lurg

At first it's just weird,
but then, with Seasonal Rot,
it gets so much worse.

—Alex Sora 89

This show was a great classic,
then it got sucky.
Now this show just sucks.

—Panctice Squad Cutterback