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{{quote|''"Love never blows up and gets killed."''}} |
{{quote|''"Love never blows up and gets killed."''}} |
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== Season One == |
== Season One == |
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{{quote|'''Hank and Dean''': "He started it! |
{{quote|'''Hank and Dean''': "He started it!" |
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'''Dr. Venture''': " No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God! |
'''Dr. Venture''': " No, I started it years ago in a moment of passion! And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!"}} |
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{{quote|'''Brock''': "Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank. |
{{quote|'''Brock''': "Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank." |
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'''Hank''': "Uhh...alright. |
'''Hank''': "Uhh...alright." |
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'''Brock''': "That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. Now remember, grab the handle, push the button. Repeat that back. |
'''Brock''': "That tube you feel is your trachea. Think of it as a handle. Your thumb is on your carotid artery, that's your button. Now remember, grab the handle, push the button. Repeat that back." |
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'''Hank''': " ''(gasping)'' Grab the handle, push the... |
'''Hank''': " ''(gasping)'' Grab the handle, push the..." |
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'''Brock''': "[[Too Dumb to Live|Let go of your own throat, Hank.]] |
'''Brock''': "[[Too Dumb to Live|Let go of your own throat, Hank.]]"}} |
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{{quote|'''The Monarch''': "Well, Hank, what's it like to be a... liar? Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire? |
{{quote|'''The Monarch''': "Well, Hank, what's it like to be a... liar? Huh? You like being a liar with pants constantly on fire?" |
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'''Tiny Attorney''': "Objection, your honor, leading. |
'''Tiny Attorney''': "Objection, your honor, leading." |
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'''The Monarch''': "I'll rephrase that: Hank, are you a liar? |
'''The Monarch''': "I'll rephrase that: Hank, are you a liar?" |
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'''Hank''': "No sir, I don't think so. |
'''Hank''': "No sir, I don't think so." |
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'''The Monarch''': "Yes you are! |
'''The Monarch''': "Yes you are!" |
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'''Dean''': "You're the liar! |
'''Dean''': "You're the liar!" |
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'''The Monarch''': "And may I remind you, that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. |
'''The Monarch''': "And may I remind you, that I am rubber and you are glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you."}} |
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{{quote|'''Brock''': "No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. In a way they're the only organization I still respect. |
{{quote|'''Brock''': "No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. In a way they're the only organization I still respect." |
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'''Hank''': "And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way. |
'''Hank''': "And they kill clean, don't let dames get in the way." |
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'''Brock''': "Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read. |
'''Brock''': "Honestly, Hank, where do you pick that stuff up? I never see you read." |
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'''Dean''': "It's weird, right? |
'''Dean''': "It's weird, right?" |
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'''Brock''': "It's like he channels dead crazy people. |
'''Brock''': "It's like he channels dead crazy people." |
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'''Hank''': "[[Genre Savvy|You think it's a cry for help?]] |
'''Hank''': "[[Genre Savvy|You think it's a cry for help?]]"}} |
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{{quote|'''Col. Gathers''': "We have no secrets here. When men live and work together, it's imperative that there are no secrets. I miss my breasts! Inside of me, there's a woman screaming to be heard." |
{{quote|'''Col. Gathers''': "We have no secrets here. When men live and work together, it's imperative that there are no secrets. I miss my breasts! Inside of me, there's a woman screaming to be heard." |
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'''Mile High''': "[[Dead Baby Comedy|I hit a dog with my car last week, but told the owner I found him like that.]]" |
'''Mile High''': "[[Dead Baby Comedy|I hit a dog with my car last week, but told the owner I found him like that.]]" |
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'''Brock''': "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|I once jerked off twelve times in one day just to see if I could.]]" |
'''Brock''': "[[A Date with Rosie Palms|I once jerked off twelve times in one day just to see if I could.]]" |
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'''SPHINX Agent''': "I had an erotic dream about [[Henry Rollins]] last night, and I'm straight as an arrow." |
'''SPHINX Agent''': "I had an erotic dream about [[Henry Rollins]] last night, and I'm straight as an arrow." |
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'''Shore Leave''': "Remember that smell I told you was the garbage? That was my ass. I had chicken tandoori for lunch." }} |
'''Shore Leave''': "Remember that smell I told you was the garbage? That was my ass. I had chicken tandoori for lunch." }} |
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Latest revision as of 14:28, 11 July 2024
"Love never blows up and gets killed." |
Season One
Hank and Dean: "He started it!" |
Brock: "Now, I want you to put your hand around your throat, Hank." |
Brock: "No, Dean, this is Guild business, your father isn't in any harm. Guild work is clean, professional. It's surgical with them. In a way they're the only organization I still respect." |
The Monarch, in a Scared Straight Program: "You're probably wondering why you're here, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! And if you keep like you've been doin', this is where heading." |
Season Two
Phantom Limb (to Brock): "I have removed the bullet. And three others, a blowgun dart, two shark's teeth, a tip of a bayonet, a twisted paperclip, and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn how to duck." |
Hunter Gathers (to Brock): "Lesson number one: trust no one. The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them. Get up, damn you! (throws Brock a jetpack) Strap 'er on kid, your training starts now. When I'm through with you, you'll be a member of the elite agency that's been thanklessly defending this big-ass country since the second American Revolution.... the invisible one. Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence, Samson!" |
Brock: "(sigh) So. No women, no children —" |
Brock: "Hank, you and Caligula keep up the rear." (Caligula moans happily and hugs Hank) "On second thought, you and Freud should do it. Caligula, you take the second wave alone. Ready Dean?" |
Prof. Impossible: "Please! This is important!" |
The Monarch: (sighing) "Jollyrancher82, never get henchmen." |
#21: "You can silence me but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!" |
Shaman: "Quanto! (Begins to Mumble)" |
Season Three
Dr. Venture: This is gonna be one of those things, isn't it? |
Mr Doe: "Jonas Venture Jr?" |
Henchman 21: "You still don't get it. 24 and I have been on, like, a thousand missions. We've been shot at, dipped in acid... |
Season Four
The Monarch: "Honey, they're henchmen. You don't explain to them, they do your bidding. When you say "jump", they say, "what shark?"" |
General Treister: "I want notes, lists and answers by the time I finish this here Juicy Box! Warning: I am thirst-ay! And it is fruit punch! And it is delicious!" |
Col. Gathers: "We have no secrets here. When men live and work together, it's imperative that there are no secrets. I miss my breasts! Inside of me, there's a woman screaming to be heard." |
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