Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny/Quotes

Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader,
Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan,
All came out of nowhere lightning-fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe.

—Lemon Demon, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

—Chorus from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

George Foreman: This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Muhammad Ali fought a hundred-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I believe the entire Earth was destroyed.

Rich Little Impersonating Howard Cosell: Interesting if true.

—Futurama

Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight who would win. I just looked at this man. What an idiotic thing to say. I mean, really, it was half-witted.

—Christopher Lee apparently has no love for this trope.