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OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!<br />I can see through all the lies!<br />Why don't you TAKE THAT!
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Our defense lawyer<br />Uses [[Courtroom Antics]] to<br />[[The Perry Mason Method|Indict witnesses]].
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I shout, [[Memetic Mutation|OBJECTION!]] <br />Attorneys need defense too - <br />Please stop whipping me.
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In this court of law <br />More important than your case <br />Are powerful lungs
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The judge is clueless,<br />But you'll be fine in the end,<br />'Cause you're always [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Wright]].
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I keep trying to <br />defeat Edgeworth but really<br />want to marry him.
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I'm Prosecutor <br />Every nook, every cranny <br />Nothing escapes me.
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He’s a hobo now <br />And his beanie cap sees all <br />(I miss the blue suit).
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Demon of the court <br />Salvation at a friend's hand <br />Genius chasing truth
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"If I get one more <br />pay cut, [[[[Butt Monkey]] I won't be able<br />to even eat, sir!"]]
Agent Lang is [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|hot]] <br />Very determined, but <br />Is [[Jerkass|also a dick.]]
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An [[Title Drop|Ace Attorney]],<br />Phoenix Wright defends justice<br />and loudly [[Big Word Shout|OBJECTS!]]
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The True Murderer<br />My Objection Overruled<br />von Karma lives on
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Revision as of 13:57, 8 August 2014
OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!
I can see through all the lies!
Why don't you TAKE THAT!
Our defense lawyer
Uses Courtroom Antics to
Indict witnesses.
-- sgrunt |
I shout, OBJECTION!
Attorneys need defense too -
Please stop whipping me.
--Cidolfas |
In this court of law
More important than your case
Are powerful lungs
-Man Called True
—Form fixed by Ambar
|
The judge is clueless,
But you'll be fine in the end,
'Cause you're always Wright.
I keep trying to
defeat Edgeworth but really
want to marry him.
Anonymous
—Form fixed by Insanity Prelude
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Phoenix Wright, lawyer
Pounds the law, facts, and table
Mostly all at once.
-SoItBegins
—Form fixed by tibieryo
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I'm Prosecutor
Every nook, every cranny
Nothing escapes me.
He’s a hobo now
And his beanie cap sees all
(I miss the blue suit).
Demon of the court
Salvation at a friend's hand
Genius chasing truth
-- Pteryx |
"If I get one more
pay cut, [[Butt Monkey I won't be able
to even eat, sir!"]]
Agent Lang is hot
Very determined, but
Is also a dick.
-- kirana44 |
An Ace Attorney,
Phoenix Wright defends justice
and loudly OBJECTS!
--(unknown author; removed from a duplicate page) |
The True Murderer
My Objection Overruled
von Karma lives on