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OBEJECTION! HOLD IT!
I can see through all the lies!
Why don't you TAKE THAT!
|Replis Monathin}}
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Our defense lawyer<br />Uses [[Courtroom Antics]] to<br />[[The Perry Mason Method|Indict witnesses]].▼
Our defense lawyer
Uses [[Courtroom Antics]] to
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|sgrunt}}
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I shout, [[Memetic Mutation|OBJECTION!]]
Attorneys need defense too -
Please stop whipping me.
|Cidolfas}}
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In this court of law
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More important than your case
Are powerful lungs
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The judge is clueless,<br />But you'll be fine in the end,<br />'Cause you're always [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Wright]].▼
The judge is clueless,
But you'll be fine in the end,
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|The Hero Hartmut}}
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I keep trying to
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defeat Edgeworth but really
want to marry him.
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Phoenix Wright, lawyer <br />[[Courtroom Antics|Pounds the law, facts, and table]] <br />Mostly all at once.▼
Phoenix Wright, lawyer
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Mostly all at once.
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I'm Prosecutor
Every nook, every cranny
Nothing escapes me.
|neves783}}
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He’s a hobo now
And his beanie cap sees all
(I miss the blue suit).
|zara2148}}
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Demon of the court
{{quote|-- Pteryx}}▼
Salvation at a friend's hand
Genius chasing truth
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"If I get one more <br />pay cut, [[[[Butt Monkey]] I won't be able<br />to even eat, sir!"]]▼
"If I get one more
to even eat, sir!"]]
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Agent Lang is [[All Girls Want Bad Boys|hot]]
{{quote|-- kirana44}}▼
Very determined, but
Is [[Jerkass|also a dick.]]
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An [[Title Drop|Ace Attorney]],
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Phoenix Wright defends justice
and loudly [[Big Word Shout|OBJECTS!]]
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The True Murderer
My Objection Overruled
von Karma lives on
|Wolfenmaus}}
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Latest revision as of 02:14, 1 September 2014